Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Hard Times

Wacky Wednesday is here again folks and today I'm gonna give ya the long and short of it.  A hard headed 66 year old Columbian man learned the hard way about the risks of Viagra. Apparently Mr. Long John Silver got a big head and enthusiastically overdosed on the drug to impress his new girlfriend. The dude was hard as a rock for several days and had to be admitted to the hospital. There he learned real quick from the school of hard knocks that he was suffering from a penile fracture and swelling, with symptoms of gangrene. It was a hard days night but doctors had to amputate his penis to keep gangrene from spreading to other parts of his body.

Good news is that if you ask him a question, he may be stumped, but he's definitely not hard of hearing!

Now if this story gave any of you the hard luck blues, take a look at this chart my lovely friend Heather sent me. Damn, I might try to drive a hard bargain just to get to the Congo some day. Find your favorite hard candy in the wheel above, and remember what Mae West always said, "A hard man is good to find".

Story: Here

34 comments:

  1. nooooo! Tell me they didn't amputate his willie!

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  2. I didn't know I was from Ecuador

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  3. Goze to da congo my ass. Fo all you un whyte womans on heuh, all you gox to does is call tha man wif lenf and widf,, das me, wit my black toof grin, fillin all yalls in. Woo weee, I loves me sum whyte womans.

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    1. Glad to know someone is raising that USA national average!!!

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  4. That is crazy!! To think that was self-inflicted has to hurt.
    That chart is too funny!

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  5. Ouch, blue pills should be avoided. So I'm not from canada? hmph

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  6. Hilarious, Deb! They are always saying that warning on the commercials but never once thought of gang green setting it. Ooops, the dude didn't consider those warnings or he got a bit HEAD strong in deciding 'this feelings'.

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  7. heh
    They have no stats for North Korea.

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  8. ACK! That is awful. Poor guy. What the heck was he thinking? Or rather, he should have been thinking with the head on top of his shoulder! :)

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  9. I'm typing this with my legs crossed. Ouch!

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  10. After viewing that Hard facts graphic...
    I'd give you a longer (no pun intended) comment, but I'm gonna go find a ruler.
    Then, I'll see what Mrs. Penwasser's up to.

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  11. How did they conduct that survey??? Are there jobs out there for this type of work?

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  12. Gangrene of the penis made me cringe so hard my own penis tucked up into my stomach and won't come out.

    Also, that number for the US is embarrassingly low. Which is great news for me. Hell, if that's what I've got to compete with, then I'm absolutely golden. For the ladies of the US, though? That stat's probably not so great.

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  13. Công ty thiet ke noi that oz chuyên trang tri noi that, thi cong noi that chuyên nghiệp. Được nhiều công ty, cá nhân tin tưởng. Năm 2015 là sự phát triển mạnh mẽ về thiet ke noi that chung cu, thiet ke noi that van phong, thiet ke noi that biet thu, thiet ke noi that can ho, thiet ke noi that nha ong, thiet ke noi that nha hang. Ngoài là một cong ty thiet ke noi that, oz còn thiet ke phong nguthiet ke can ho, thiet ke nha hang, thiet ke van phong, thiet ke showroom. Góp phần tạo nên nhiều ngôi nha dep cho khách hàng.

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