Welcome to another edition of Wacky Wednesday folks. Today is dedicated to all of you two timin', double trouble freaks who ever rejected the idea that double happiness was somethin' you ordered from a Chinese menu, but rather somethin' you got from your twisted twin fantasy.
But not just any kinda twins folks, on November 26th, the porn industry is bringin' you double the fun by creating the first adult film featuring "conjoined twins". As you can tell, these girls are not really joined at the hip. Honestly the fake prosthesis looks more like a big wad of double bubble gum stuck between the two. However, they do have a nice set of twin peaks don't they? I know some of you dudes wouldn't mind doin' double duty on these two peas in a pod, and I'll bet you double or nuthin' at least one of my male readers is thinkin' gettin' two heads is better than one.
Although the film sounds over the top, the stars' two cents worth is that it will connect with the mainstream. Apparently there is gonna be some lesbian action and a dramatic ending, enough to give you double vision. I dunno, even if they filmed at the Double Tree Inn, they would need a bigger bed than just a mere twin size to accommodate all the players. Either way you look at it folks, it would take two and a half men to unattach that fake connecter, just to use a body double.