Hey ladies look at what my friend Denise sent to me.
No more sitting on the toilet when ya gotta go pee.
Gone are the days of hovering over that nasty public crapper
Now ya just whip it out and whizzin' is a snapper.
Tinkle in the bushes, tee tee off a ship
Hit a moving target, shoot straight from the hip!
The possibilities are endless with this handy, dandy tool
Your friends will be so jealous you'll see them drool.
Girls, we ain't got penis envy no more
'Cause we can stand up and piss galore.
Now we are just like one of the guys
It looks like a working dick between our thighs!
Get yours now on Amazon for a mere $16.99.
Ya gotta admit that deal is mighty fine!
And it even comes in pretty petal pink
Wonder how long it takes til it starts to stink?
But please remember to still put the toilet seat down.
You don't want to be known as an inconsiderate clown.
Shake the tip and be on your way
I hope to see you at a urinal one fine day!