Monday, August 19, 2013

Pee Pee with SheWee

Hey ladies look at what my friend Denise sent to me.
No more sitting on the toilet when ya gotta go pee.
Gone are the days of hovering over that nasty public crapper
Now ya just whip it out and whizzin' is a snapper.
 
Tinkle in the bushes, tee tee off a ship
Hit a moving target, shoot straight from the hip!
The possibilities are endless with this handy, dandy tool
Your friends will be so jealous you'll see them drool.
 
Girls, we ain't got penis envy no more
'Cause we can stand up and piss galore.
Now we are just like one of the guys
It looks like a working dick between our thighs!
 
Get yours now on Amazon for a mere $16.99.
Ya gotta admit that deal is mighty fine!
And it even comes in pretty petal pink
Wonder how long it takes til it starts to stink?
 
But please remember to still put the toilet seat down.
You don't want to be known as an inconsiderate clown.
Shake the tip and be on your way
I hope to see you at a urinal one fine day! 
 

37 comments:

  1. LOL oh my goodness this is one of the funniest things I've ever seen!

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  2. BTW I finally figured out how to bypass Blogger's rule of maximum number of blogs that one is able to follow so I am now finally following your blog Deb :)

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  3. Hahahaha!! That is the most hilariously gross yet almost practical things I have ever seen! Have you used it yet?? I think a review of the product is in order. :)

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    1. She didn't actually send the physical product, just a link to the website. I'm thinkin' about gettin' one though.

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  4. I totally like your poem but as far as the product...seriously, do we need one more thing to haul around in our purse? Is there a woman alive that would want to stand at a urinal with her backside exposed and struggling to get her Spanx down (or up as the case may be)?

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  5. That is highly disturbing. If a woman walked into the bathroom and started using the urinal beside me, I'm pretty sure that's enough to get me to never use a public restroom again.

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    1. I'm thinking lots of guys would have flow problems.

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  6. Hahahaha... This is the funniest thing! People actually buy this? Why???

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  7. Great poem Deb! Holy crap is that Sheewee so freaking crazy!! Did a total double take. And yeah, I'm not so sure I see this thing catching on...

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  8. hahahaha oh that is great, disturbing but funny as hell. The cat may just have to get nanny that for christmas. He always buys dirty gifts.

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    1. You really can't go wrong with that price point either.

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  9. What's next? Writing your name in the snow?

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    1. Oooohhhhh that takes talent. Good thang my name only has 3 letters.

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  10. hmmm, not real sure what purpose this has. funny though! This would freak my fiance out if he ever caught me peeing standing up. LOL

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    1. Women rule the world anyway. Why do we have to prove it by standing up to pee?

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  11. Is that thing disposable or are you supposed to reuse it? I mean, you use it and then what? You have to put it back in your purse?

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  12. Well, until now I haven't been looking for you in public urinals but now I'll keep my eyes open.

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  13. will they also discover a pooping thingy too, so that we can poop standing :)

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  14. HA! That's hilarious. (And a very handy gadget to take on a picnic!)

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  15. Debster... Great Poem!!!

    Maybe I can't get past that photo because she has that soccer outfit on. Just sayin'

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  16. LOL where do they come up with these things

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  17. I want a rap video please. It's perfect on so many levels. Please include cats ....

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  18. I once had a friend that refused to use public restrooms. Perhaps this would work great for her. LOL (she only used her own home potty. odd but true)

    I'm BACK!!! Thank you for your sweet words! (hug)

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  19. I saw this pee thing the other day on Facebook. I'm probably the only fool that wants to try it because I always have to pee----and it hits at the worst times... like stuck in traffic over a bridge. If I had one if these nifty things, I could easily pee in a cup without spillage. So...If I put it on my Xmas list this year, you think Santa might bring me one?

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  20. Looks like a great idea to me... This would make both camping and pee-cup tests that much easier. In fact, I just linked you to my post today.
    (http://darwinfish2.blogspot.com/2013/08/minding-ones-pees-and-qs.html)

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