Wednesday, August 7, 2013

I See London, I See France, I See.....

It's Wacky Wednesday time again folks and today we are strippin' down to our undies for a post. The other day Twitter was abuzz about some old Ellle Macpherson lingerie ads from 2004 that resurfaced. Some critics called them "disturbing" saying these voyeuristic ads go against everything lingerie is about. Where I come from, sex sells baby!!!! Just take a look at Heff and Larry Flynt's net worth!!! Plus, ridin' on the coattails of the all the kinky S&M activities from those 50 Shades of Grey books that has women everywhere lookin' to spice thangs up is brilliant marketing.

Call me crazy, but a perv like me actually find the ads quite sexy. However, what I do find "disturbing" is Miley Cyrus posing in granny panties for Notion magazine. Good Gawd girl at least rock a thong!!!! And you wonder why Liam Hunksworth kicked ya to the curb if ya were sportin' those kill joys in the boudoir???
 
Of course I suppose nuthin' is more "disturbing" than the view my good friend enjoyed yesterday while tryin' to savor her footlong at Subway:
 

 

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33 comments:

  1. Sexy indeed...

    Miley... :-(

    Ahhhhhh, the 'Plumber Crack'

    Have a great day, Slu

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  2. Hunksworth kicked Smiley Cyrus? They were always quite a weird couple. And her career;s new direction is also ubber weird.....

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    1. Yeppers I read the relationship is off again. Weird indeed.

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  3. I think the same motor that revs us to want to be an ESPN insider or join allrecipes.com as a paying member makes us secretly hope someone on the ground floor at the hotel we're staying in "accidentally" leaves the drapes open just a little - we want to see something not everyone can see, and something we maybe shouldn't see.

    And Miley just doesn't do it for me. Jennifer Lawrence could wear great big granny bloomers, and that would be fine with me - it's the girl under the drawers!

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  4. Ack, the 'plumber crack'! Not exactly the view you want while eating.

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    1. I'd be tempted to play a little target practice with my black olives.

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  5. Underwear ads, Miley in granny panties, and savoring a "footlong" at Subway??
    Oh, lawdy, I do believe I have the vapors.
    By the way, doesn't EVERYbody wear heels when drawing a bath?
    I do because after all, I...oops, I've said too much already.

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    1. Al, I always figured one of these days you would unleash your inner transvestite.

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  6. Dit someones sez footslong? I be heuh.

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  7. One of my girlfriends used to complain to me about this dude (who sports an enormous ass-fro and plumbers crack)and ALWAYS manages to snag the bike in front of her in Spin Class- week after week. Now she has become so immune to it she just uses it as her focal point, LOL

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    1. That would make me pedal a whole lot faster fo' sho!

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  8. LMAO actually too a picture of the crack..too funny. And yeah ads are fine by me, except one of the first things I thought with the first pic was she was hungover or hurling, that doesn't scream sexy.

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    1. Hhhhmm maybe that first model is a bit of both. Hope she had a great evening the night before!

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  9. I hope ten years from now Cyrus looks back at herself and realizes she's retarded. And I'm not talking about the granny panties, just her whole "new" look.

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  10. Huh!? You ambitious gal you. Dental Hygenist and then Lawyer? No wonder uncle Jeffy admires you so abundantly or is it vis-a- versy?

    I just don't like the innocence that the media takes away. Oh well, that's just me.

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  11. Cyrus is only famous because her father pimped her out as a child trying to stay in the spotlight himself. I don't think she was kicked to the curb by her boyfriend simply because of the granny panties. I think there's a whole lotta crazy going on up inside of her head.

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    1. Ain't that the truth. I guess now she's got an achy breaky heart.

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    2. Puhleeeez. That song came out and TANKED in a big way before they dusted it off, came up with a dance and somehow it was now a hit. I wish we could rewrite some things in history, as in-> go back and leave that OUT!

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  12. I think, um... I can't remember the name of the company, some lingerie company out of the UK... just recently, like within the last few years, did a whole campaign around the idea of looking through key holes and stuff.

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  13. For years I bought my wife sexy lingerie until It occurred to me that the best part was when the lingerie came off. Now I just pretend we started out with the lingerie.

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  14. Yeah, that last view isn't pretty. I can't even look at a picture of Miley Cyrus any more. She sickens me. Those ads, though? They "goes against" what lingerie is about? That's ludicrous. Lingerie is about sexy-ness and being seen as sexy. I'm in full agreement with you.

    xoRobyn

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  15. I hope your friend didn't still have her appetite after seeing that lol. You'd think people would feel a draft in their crack when they're exposed like that...but apparently not!

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  16. Miley Cyrus: I already have a bad weedwhacker boys' haircut, how can I make myself even less sexually attractive to men? Oh, I know! Granny panties!

    Brilliant!

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  17. Oh Deb, you would not look like a frump! Now that last pic in this post: that is a frump. LOL

    (hug)

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  18. lol. I could do without what looks like the the toilet panty shot though. Ewww. But all the others no big deal. And does this person not feel the air shooting down the crack?
    Cortne

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