Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Get the Skinny

It's Wacky Wednesday time again folks, and if you are lookin' for a quick and easy fix to shed some extra weight, search no more 'cause I'm gonna give ya the skinny on a revolutionary new fat buster that's guaranteed to burn 27 el bees in one month. Dr. Oz, THE authority on all things from hair loss to heart surgery, has endorsed this amazing new product called Garcinia Cambogia, the holy grail in the battle of the bulge. This new pill made from a fruit grown in southern Asia allows you to lose weight while eatin' your favorite flavor of Ben and Jerry's. No need to change your diet or even move your lazy ass.
 Who wouldn't believe this shiz? After all, Dr. Oz got his start on the Oprah show and she's literally one of his biggest supporters. The divine Ms. O has gotta be takin' this stuff by the handful 'cause just look at how svelte she is!!! She's wastin' away to nuthin' folks! And if you are seriously thinkin' about buyin' a bottle or three, I've got some prime waterfront property in Florida to sell ya real cheap!
In other wacky news this week everyone from Dr. Drew to body language experts are forming an opinion of whether Lindsay Lohan was telling the truth in her extensive sit down interview with Oprah recently. Among other things, Li Lo spoke about her addiction, recovery, time in the big house, and her spirituality. At one point Lindsay said, "I honestly have only done cocaine 10 or 15 times". If we're bein' honest here, 10 or 15 times in one night maybe. But all of this talk about whether or not this wild child can be reformed has really taken the focus away from the most pressing issue that was not addressed:
Giiiiirrrrrllllll, how many cc's of collagen are in those lips???????
 
 
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31 comments:

  1. Oh Lindsey...watching that interview was painful at times. Sad.

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  2. haha glad I never watched that interview and magic pills are nothing but placebo

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    1. But if Dr. Oz says they are magic it's gotta be true!!!

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  3. isn't it a bit degrading for Oprah to talk with someone like LiLo?

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  4. The sad thing is that this product will sell because people are always looking for the quick fix.

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    1. Very true and the only people making out are the manufacturers.

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  5. Mines me o da times I wuz fozin ta be in Nam but wuz fiitin in Cambogia and I pickted up me a azhun gurl and she end up givin me her O face. Brang backs ol memries.

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  6. I don't trust Dr. Oz

    or Dr Phil

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    1. Yea, I ain't drinkin' the Kool Aid those guys are sellin'.

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  7. Its crazy that all the women in Hollywood are doing that- heather locklear, meg ryan, marlo thomas, ....
    They look distorted!

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  8. All I see when I look at a picture of her are lips. I don't trust Dr. Oz either!

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    1. I think you see her lips coming before she actually enters the room.

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  9. Is this a new Asian tape worm? Did you see the new tape worm warnings after some woman had to have one surgically removed. Yes, she ordered it online to help her lose weight.

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    1. How did I miss that? That is serious blogworthy material!!!

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  10. LiLo seriously needs to just go away. Like either back to the bighouse or rehab because she is a trainwreck waiting to happen, over and over and over. Choo Choo!

    I love it when the things people endorse are sooooooo great and wonderful, yet by giving it a slight thought- it obviously doesn't work at all.

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    1. I agree. All aboard the crazy train. Choo Choo!!!

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  11. I once caught a sea bass with lips just like Lindsay's.

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  12. Oh I used to like Lindsay Lohan. She was so cute in the diabolical plot to convince her estranged parents that they weren't with the other twin after summer camp. Oh, wait. ...that was her real life, huh?

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  13. What exactly is it with Dr. Oz??? I want his 'secret.'

    Li-Lo: Yikes!!!

    Slu

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  14. Oh LiLo ... 10 or 15 times? Really, you think that's nothing?

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  15. And here I've been doing all of this working out and cycling and running like a chump. Someone get me a tub of this Carcinogen Cambodia or whatever the hell it's called and let's turn me into a waifish runway model!

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  16. I guess Dr. Oz won't be getting Oprah to act as spokesperson for his weight loss product. Although I heard recently one of her staff was making a comment about O's weight saying that she has a wonky thyroid and she is just big boned.

    Pretty soon Lindsay Lohan will be able to get in trouble and no one will recognize it's her. However, she might get caught because she trips over her lips while trying to get away.

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  17. 10 or 15 times??? I've only done cocaine never.

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