It's Wacky Wednesday time and I gotta thank my potty mouth WVU friend Joe for postin' this gem on his FaceBook page last night. So in Israel a two eyed snake bit a 35 year old man's one eyed snake while he was draining the main vein. Whew, the dude must have thought he was takin' a leak in a snake pit. Since the man was Jewish, rumor has it the snake wanted a bite of a kosher hotdog. That's my attempt at some bathroom humor folks.
Seriously, the guy must have been pissed off not only for getting bit, but doctors say he will have permanent bite marks. That poor whiz kid is gonna be rollin' snake eyes for the rest of his life. Hopefully his significant other has a sense of humor and they can at least do the Tube Snake Boogie together. And, I sure hope that reptile is now made into a nice snake skin belt so when he hollers "shit or get off the pot", it will be a reminder that he damn sure means every single word!