Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Royal Buzz

 
 Raise your tea cup folks and bite into that scrumptious crumpet to toast the news heard all around the world. THE ROYAL BABY HAS ARRIVED! On Monday, July 22nd Prince William and Kate Middleton welcomed a healthy baby boy. As of press time no name has been announced from the Palace, but the new Royal shall carry the title of his Royal Highness Prince (name) of Cambridge. This got me thinkin' that here in the good ol' USA we don't have the same pomp and circumstance surrounding our Royals like they do in other countries. Kinda makes ya get a stiff upper lip. Sure we got Queen Latifah:
And we got Prince:
But sadly the true Royalty got caught up in fame and fortune and succumbed to untimely deaths:
Now all we got left is a Royal Pain in the Ass:


Images via Google Images

Thank you Hot Tamale for getting me through my writer's block today. Mmmmwwwaahhh!!!!

 



33 comments:

  1. Wooo weeee, I knows a goot dook when I be seein one. Das a fatass on dat one. I shole does like me a jusy froot dook. Speekin a buzz, I gox me sum goot green weed dat ebun make da whiyte boys gox ta shout.

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    1. Baby got back Lil Nigglet. I know ya like 'em like dat.

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  2. I kinda surprised to see all the photoshops about the birth on fb. The kid will be most likely a very old man before he becomes king.

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    1. 'Cause the Queen ain't nevah gonna kick the bucket.

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  3. I am a little confused as to why Americans are so excited about the royal baby. Sure William and Kate are a cute couple and all but they aren't OUR royal family. But then I don't understand some of the people we pick for celebrities here either.

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    1. I guess when you have the Kardashians as the next thang to royalty in this country with absolutely no rhyme or reason, people want to get excited about real royalty.

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  4. LOL what an ass, pain even to herself. Whoopi is all I say. They are as royal as elvis, just with a lot more money. Status symbol, nothing more.

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    1. What did you say about Elvis, Cat? HAR!!!

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  5. In a world with so much tragedy it's easy to understand the excitement of this happy news.

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  6. Oh my gosh you got me with that last picture. LOL. Although, when I go to the beach, I'm pretty sure that is exactly what my butt looks like...

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  7. I hope it's a little gay boy :)

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  8. Hahaha...this is hilarious! That poor baby will have absolutely no privacy...ever. I really don't envy these people.

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    1. I would give up my privacy to be them for a day, ok, a year or five.

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  9. Has it been that long already? I hate time.

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  10. That first picture is hilarious!

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  11. I agree with "in the coop". That first picture is very LOL funny.

    Ya we don't have our Kings anymore, unless you want to consider Larry King, ah, oops he retired. oh ya. All joking aside, I love Duchess Kate of Cambridge. She is very impressive!!!

    and

    ...I consider thrift-shopping a game. It has both skill and luck and I try to win every time, that's all. Try it, you'll like it. LOL

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  12. Too funny!!! And you have the last pic & details NAILED!!! Slu

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  13. HAHAHA THANK YOU FOR THE LAUGHS. I NEEDED THEM THIS VERY EARLY MORNING.

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  14. LMFAO... yes you are right and since the media here is so incredibly lame, they treat Kim and Paris Hilton as royalty, as if they ever did anything ever...

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  15. And they are still buzzing along. They went out for air!

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  16. I love that picture of Kim Kardashian at the end. In that same spirit, I give you this:

    Kim Kardashian reminds us how she got famous

    Also, it's hilarious how much Americans give a shit about the royal baby, considering how much the royal family probably gives a shit about us...

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  17. You know IN N OUT should be everywhere. They are so much better than gaggy McyDees. THANK YOU for your kind words. You ARE so fun. Oh and I read the comments of a few days (yours to me here) and you are so far from corrupting me. I give all that credit to my dear EX!

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  18. I posted that first pic on facebook. It's surprising how many people didn't get the reference. Kim K is just one huge ass, so that last one's appropriate.

    xoRobyn

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