Welcome to another edition of Wacky Wednesday courtesy of my old friend Denise. When we were kids we used to enjoy thangs like banana bread and banana splits on a hot summer day. Heck in 6th grade our talented friend Mindy made banana milkshakes for everybody and presented them to the class to that catchy little tune, "I'm Chiquita banana and I've come to say, Bananas have to ripen in a certain way, When they are fleck'd with brown and have a golden hue, Bananas taste the best and are best for you". Then as we matured we listened to those cool Bananarama 80's tunes and went bananas lookin' at HOT dudes wearin' banana hammocks. But times, they are a changin'!
It's so yesterday folks to choose between ribbed, flavored, studded, ticklers or even lambskin to protect your banana from all sorts of heebie jeebies caused by those nasty fruit flies. Pfffffttttt, the revolutionary new Banana Bunker protects this delicate fruit from bruising and keeps it safe until you are ready for your snack attack. Plus, this handy dandy tool is expandable to fit all shapes and sizes. No need to worry about whether those magnums will slip off if a banana is not very well endowed. With 5 transparent colors to choose from you can still get a full frontal view of that delicious treat. Rumor has it this hot ticket item is on sale for a limited time at Banana Republic.