Monday, July 8, 2013
I have taken an informal poll amongst my friends and it was a unanimous decision that she put her foot in her mouth by even bringin' this condition to her doctor's attention and gettin' it corrected. How would ya like to foot that bill? I know, I know, we shouldn't judge unless we have walked a mile in someone else's shoes. But seriously, 5 or 6 foot orgasms a day without havin' to undress, deal with a partner and their issues, or clean up any mess. I would jump in feet first on that sweet deal baby!
So, does anyone know how I can get my foot in the door and be blessed with that infection? Yeppers, I realize I should be kicked in the pants and stand on my own two feet at the gates of hell for even wishin' such a thang. But, if the shoe fits, I'll gladly wear it.