Monday, July 8, 2013

Foot Fetish

Well kick up your heels folks and put your best foot forward 'cause I'm gonna kick start your day with a story a couple of my friends sent me about a 55 year old woman from the Netherlands who was experiencing 5 or 6 foot orgasms a day. Sadly, she was not head over heels in love! Instead, doctors say an infection caused her nervous system to be confused so that her brain could not differentiate between her left foot and her vagina causing an orgasmic feeling. DANG, now that is one time I wouldn't mind havin' two left feet!!!!

I have taken an informal poll amongst my friends and it was a unanimous decision that she put her foot in her mouth by even bringin' this condition to her doctor's attention and gettin' it corrected. How would ya like to foot that bill?  I know, I know, we shouldn't judge unless we have walked a mile in someone else's shoes. But seriously, 5 or 6 foot orgasms a day without havin' to undress, deal with a partner and their issues, or clean up any mess. I would jump in feet first on that sweet deal baby!

So, does anyone know how I can get my foot in the door and be blessed with that infection? Yeppers, I realize I should be kicked in the pants and stand on my own two feet at the gates of  hell for even wishin' such a thang. But, if the shoe fits, I'll gladly wear it.

Story: Here

21 comments:

  1. When I read the article about this I was thinking about the electricity I could save from recharging BOB.

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  2. Oh feet! I love them. Except I had a weird dream last night that I had a massive wart on my foot and I kept trying to hide it from everybody. Analyze that!

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  3. darling, you missed naked Liam Hunksworth at my place yesterday :)

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  4. I know how you can have a foot orgasm. You've got to get cramp in your foot at the same time you're having an ordinary orgasm. The brain turns the pain of the cramp into a foot orgasm.

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  5. never knew your feet could do that

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  6. No kidding? There is such a thing as a foot related orgasm? I think that might lead to some unfortunate timing problems.

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  7. Not sure if it is nervy anyway in the foot but if it is, that is sure why she got rid of it. damn though, she must have got turned on by her shoe

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  8. Ahhhhhhhhhh... Nothing like a pretty foot havin' that "Feelin'."

    Have a great Monday, Slu

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  9. So, when the guy can't perform, all she has to do is take a walk? Convenient.

    xoRobyn

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  10. I know the secret, but I can't tell you.

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  11. The human brain - capable of sheer brilliance, and also capable of mistaking the foot for the vagina. Awesome.

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  12. Boy howdy, if I got all those orgasms from my feet, I'd seriously reconsider jogging.
    But, it would probably be dangerous though from all that falling I'd do into the bushes.

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  13. If I knew the secret of six foot orgasms I'd share it with you, right after I shared it with my wife.

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  14. Hahaha...love this! This has to be the most entertaining post of the day :)

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  15. I am hooopen and a howlerin' over here at this post, it's humor and sad set of circumstances. OMyGosh! Thank you for the grand LAUGH of the day!!!!!! (hug)

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  16. The amzing things our bodies are capable of...

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  17. Hmmmm a little awkward for her pedicurist. Cortne

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