Monday, June 17, 2013

Nuts and Bolts

Call me nuts folks, but when my high school buddy Denise put the ball in my court and said she thought I could "do something with this story", I just had to accept the challenge.  It takes some big balls to tackle a sensitive subject like testicular cancer, but I figure if some nutcase was actually the brainchild behind Senhor Testiculo, pictured above, to educate Brazilians about testicular cancer, the least I could do was bring the nuts and bolts of the platform to your attention.

Yeppers, it seems some nutty professor in a Brazilian cancer awareness group introduced the world to the Mr. Balls mascot to help propel testicular cancer research into the media spotlight. Personally I'm just glad they didn't go with a nutty buddy as the mascot 'cause I could nevah look at my neighborhood ice cream man in the eye evah again!!!!! At least the dude doesn't look like a hard nut to crack 'cause he and that little whippersnapper seem to be havin' themselves a ball.

Let's face it folks, it takes some serious cojones to get into that suit!!! So the real question becomes whether that pretty young female escort is actually a ballbreaker and puts the poor guy's balls to the wall every night. Because if she is, Senhor Testiculo is gonna teabag her tonight baby!!!

Story: Here

28 comments:

  1. Well it looks like he is rather chipper and there is no sign of blue, so those balls are a rockin and rolling.

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  2. Oh my! How do you explain that to the little boy that the man is holding? crazy!

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  3. I love how the baby's just sitting there all unamused, like, 'dafuq am I looking at?'

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  4. This is amazeballs. It's mildy creepy but a very fun way to promote awareness. I'd remember seeing a pair of nuts walking around, that's for sure!

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  5. I'm not sure anyone could pay me enough to wear that suit. lol

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  6. I wouldn't want to put on my resume that I was a testicle mascot. Just sayin'...

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  7. well, if it saves just one's man's life (once the boys grow up) I say it's worth it.

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  8. I would/could wear that suit. Once inside- who's going to know? If you are in a locker room or restroom when it goes on and comes off, how is anyone going to know it is you inside?

    All of that aside- it looks creepy.

    Is it just me or does the rest of the population agree in that I NEVER, EVER want some guys balls Smiling at me?

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  9. It's definitely for a good cause, so I tip my hat to whoever wears that outfit!

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  10. I'd be fine wearing the suit. No one would know it was me and I wouldn't have to talk. I would never want the job walking the balls around. I have a hard enough time with all of the balls jokes flying around in a house full of boys. I can't imagine the jokes and comments she has to put up with.
    And I agree with Andrew Leon, it does look a bit like a poop monster.

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  11. May I just say that was some mighty fine punning. Brava!

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  12. If it gets cold, do they have to put a midget in Senhor Testiculo's costume?
    Hair's in basically the right place, though.
    Unless he had a Brazilian.

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  13. The female escort should wax and rip Senor Cohones before the tea-bagging session.

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  14. Those nuts surely don't look as such

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  15. Oh my gawd, that is wrong on so many levels. The most unattractive mascot EVER....There are other conditions besides cancer that could cause a scrotum to become enlarged like that. Perhaps ball-man could work for all of those causes as well.

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  16. WOW. That suit is going to give me nightmares. The poor baby is like, What the hell Dad? Really? LOL

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  17. One looks at that nut and they're ready to bolt...

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  18. Ya know, I think all of those dressed up character types are rather creepy; even at Disneyland. (not that this nut would be at Disneyland)

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  19. It is an upstanding cause, but someone needs to give that scrotum a Brazilian wax.

    xoRobyn

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  20. I'd run in the other direction if I saw that scrotum CUMMING near me!

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  21. I would never call you nuts for I'm an honored member of the PC brigade.

    Serious cojones... he's got them alright. Step 2: Supe's red knickers. Do you reckon he's like steel where I'm not?

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