Monday, June 24, 2013
I sure hope this young'un follows directions as she grows up 'cause Lawd knows she could wreak havoc anywhere from North Dakota to North Cackalacky. Her best shot may be to settle in the wild, wild west or even in the hills of West Virginia 'cause both of them places are used to the likes of Mae West. But sadly, with the kind of misdirection she may be subjected to, I fear she could grow up to be the new Wicked Witch of the West.
Let's just hope when North has a bambino herself, she does what any proud parent would do and names the child after herself. Then she can legitimately claim her namesake and a compass heading all in one fell swoop: North by NorthWest.