Monday, June 24, 2013

North Star

In case you were wonderin' what kind of direction to go in when buyin' a baby gift for Kim Kardashian and Kanye West on the birth of their new bundle of joy, I would stay away from a golden compass. It appears the child already has a great sense of direction since she is named North West. Yeppers, her given name is North, no middle name, last name West, hence if she ever gets lost she should just point her head in the direction from whence she came and she will always be headed north.

I sure hope this young'un follows directions as she grows up 'cause Lawd knows she could wreak havoc anywhere from North Dakota to North Cackalacky. Her best shot may be to settle in the wild, wild west or even in the hills of West Virginia 'cause both of them places are used to the likes of Mae West. But sadly, with the kind of misdirection she may be subjected to, I fear she could grow up to be the new Wicked Witch of the West.

Let's just hope when North has a bambino herself, she does what any proud parent would do and names the child after herself. Then she can legitimately claim her namesake and a compass heading all in one fell swoop: North by NorthWest.

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28 comments:

  1. hahaha I was waiting for you to use North by Northwest.

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  2. well, if the baby inherits her mother's bum all is well for the future of this planet

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  3. Well, thank God Kim had her baby! Now we can concentrate on important issues.
    Like, wonder what Snooki is up to nowadays?

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  4. LOL!!! Will South, East, & West siblings follow??? Oh, but West would present a bit of a problem, huh??? We shall see (with bated breath).

    Have a great day, Slu

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  5. I'm looking forward to her following in her mommy's elegant footsteps 20-something years from now, making a sex tape, and giving it some terrible name like "Entering the North West Passage."

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  6. I keep thinking this is some type of a joke. What parent would name a kid North West? Obviously the crazy ass kind that hasn't given any thought to all the jokes this poor kid will hear in her lifetime concerning her name.

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  7. Oh dear! All I can say on the matter is; why do parents think they are cleaver when they certainly are NOT?

    Thanks for noticing the hair. I was hoping it was noticeable. (hug) I am loving it!!!!

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  8. I'm trying to work out whether the child will end up in the North Pole if it follows its direction. I think it does, but via a very indirect route.

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  9. Hahaha...poor kid... I feel sorry for any child whose parents think they are so 'clever' when they name their kids!

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  10. I'm wondering if she got $10 million from Northwest Airlines to name it that, with another $15 if they give the baby a tattoo when she's a bit older.

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  11. Your newest follower. Hilarious. Love your writing, your so clever.
    Cortne @ Coco in Magnolia

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  12. I can't help it; North sounds like a boy's name to me.
    I said that to my wife and she stared at me blankly for a moment before saying, "But it's bot a name."

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  13. What are these parents thinking, or smoking, when they name their kids.

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  14. *facepalm* Obviously Kim and Kanye don't think their kid will ever be teased about her name.

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  15. Oh my that is the craziest picture! remember when we thought Apple was bad afer Gwenyth Paltrow named her kid?!

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  16. I'm really happy for them and I'm going to let them finish, but Beyonce had the best baby of all time!

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  17. Maybe they are hoping canada will let them in now?

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  18. Parents do indeed choose strange names for their children.

    What I truly abhor is the defacement of the baby's face (shown above) and I have to ask what type of sicko gets pleasure from doing such a thing to the face of a beautiful child ?

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  19. I put on FB the other day that I think celebrities should be banned from naming their own babies. It's crazy and kind of sad that they are sticking these children with these names for the rest of their life!

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  20. Yikes. That baby is both hilarious and kind of creepy. My husband and I were making fun of, I mean talking, about the choice of the name the other day. It's along the same premise as naming a baby Merry when her last name is Christmas. Or Pearl when her last name is Ring. (Pearl Ring was actual my Grandmother-in law but she married into that name)

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  21. I think it is part of a ploy to keep their 15 minutes of shame going as they are far past their expiration on it already.

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