It's Wacky Wednesday time and today's story comes courtesy of my blogging buddy Holli from Holli's Hoots and Hollers. It appears some 25 year old road warrior named Luis Briones down in Albuquerque put his Ford Explorer on cruise control while his female companion started waxin' his ride. She must have really been revvin' his engine and driving him wild while playin' with his gear shift, 'cause instead of pullin' over at a rest stop the couple went into overdrive. Sadly, right before Mr. Briones could drive his point home, the vehicle crashed ejecting the woman. That's a whole new take on Spanish fly now hey?
Then, Mr. Briones found himself in a prickly situation hiding behind a cactus with only one shoe on and his shorts inside out. Although the female was naked, she looked like a total wreck with deep cuts on her face and head. Mr. Hot Rod got in trouble for more than just your run of the mill click it or ticket. He was charged with DWI, reckless driving and evading police. Also, word on the street is the skid marks in his shorts were worse than the ones on the road.