Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Life in the Fast Lane

It's Wacky Wednesday time and today's story comes courtesy of my blogging buddy Holli from Holli's Hoots and Hollers. It appears some 25 year old road warrior named Luis Briones down in Albuquerque put his Ford Explorer on cruise control while his female companion started waxin' his ride. She must have really been revvin' his engine and driving him wild while playin' with his gear shift, 'cause instead of pullin' over at a rest stop the couple went into overdrive. Sadly, right before Mr. Briones could drive his point home, the vehicle crashed ejecting the woman. That's a whole new take on Spanish fly now hey?
Then, Mr. Briones found himself in a prickly situation hiding behind a cactus with only one shoe on and his shorts inside out. Although the female was naked, she looked like a total wreck with deep cuts on her face and head. Mr. Hot Rod got in trouble for more than just your run of the mill click it or ticket. He was charged with DWI, reckless driving and evading police. Also, word on the street is the skid marks in his shorts were worse than the ones on the road.

Story: Here

24 comments:

  1. This proves that cars don't like threesomes. Next time he should leave the woman behind and hump the exhaust pipe.

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  2. Damn I hope she got a good toll for that ride

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  3. so the female ejected and not him? How peculiar..

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  4. Imagine if it was a rental. Explain that to the rental place.

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  5. So, the "JOY" Ride ended PRE-Maturely??? Don't you just hate it when that happens???

    Hilarious as usual... Have a great Day, Slu

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  6. Goodness me! He's lucky she didn't accidentally bite it off before she went flying off and out of the car.

    Sounds like a new take on Mr. Toads Wild Ride. The adult version

    Well done JKIRF

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  7. I have heard several of these stories that had an the total opposite of a happy ending. He is lucky that there weren't worse injuries. I know of one case, the result of the crash caused the woman to bite down on the object of her affection and sever it. What morons!!!!

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  8. In the article he was also a total jerk and tried to blame her for everything. Loser!

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  9. hahahahahahahahahaha, I loved that last sentence!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahaha

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  10. To my recollection, they don't teach about these types of scenarios in drivers' training. I'm glad he didn't drive it home -- scary to think about the prospect that a fool like that might procreate.

    xoRobyn

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  11. I guess that doesn't come standard?

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  12. I'm just impressed that he made it out of this without his junk being smashed and/or bitten off.

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  13. WOW! This one leaves me comment-less. Just wow.

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  14. See what multi-tasking gets you?

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