Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Cum and Get it!

Welcome to another edition of Wacky Wednesday folks, where in honor of Father's Day this weekend, I thought I would talk about one father who has made headlines recently for spreadin' his seed all over the Volunteer State. A modern day Johnny Appleseed ya might say.
There's 33 year old Desmond Hatchett from Knoxville, TN, who has cum clean about havin' 30 children with 11 different women. Mr. Hatchett appeared in court this week because he's cum to grips with the fact that he can't afford his child support payments and asked for a much needed break. His oldest young'un is 14 and his littlest whippersnappers are mere toddlers. The cool thang is not many dudes can make the claim to fame that they had 4 kids in the same year. Twice. Ha, take that Duggar family!!! The state already requires him to divide 50% of his minimum wage earnings among the 11 lucky gals, some of whom receive the whopping $1.49 a month.
So if my math is correct, I've cum to the conclusion that Desmond had his first pride and joy at age 19 and then sired 2.14 bambinos every year thereafter, with the exception of two years where he would cum around a little more often so that he was blessed with 4 more mouths to feed in each of those years. That's one kid every three months. Since the state can not mandate him to stop having children, maybe the best Father's Day present his extended family can give him is a hook up with TLC, E! or BET for a reality show to help pay his child support obligations. Perhaps it could be called "Sure Shot Shenanigans".

Story: Here

19 comments:

  1. Wow 1.49 a month, I can see why they all want to cum get some. Pfft some people should be fixed.

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  2. I have a feeling 30 is not the number he will stop at.... Hope he at least gave the kids the good looks....

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  3. That's insane. The thing is, he's not necessarily unattractive. Also, how much you wanna bet that #24 and #25 are related somehow??

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  4. How did he keep #15, 18, 20, and 24 names straight? Maybe he just called them all SHA for short and not to confuse them.

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    1. I knew a man once who called all of his girlfriends or hook ups 'Darlin' so he didn't worry about saying the wrong name at the wrong time. He was pretty slimy anyways, but yeah...

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  5. oh wow 2 of them have the same last name. I bet they're sisters.

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  6. I read somewhere that by 2050 half of the US population will be brown and the other half will all be Duggars. Probably true.

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  7. What a s-cum-bag. So he is admitting to 30 kids (he perhaps might not be aware of some others) with 11 women that have no respect for themselves. (OK, I am assuming this as they are sleeping with a guy that is reproducing quicker than the rabbits in my garden)

    Good thing he doesn't live in China, he'd be in prison.

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  8. I give him credit for not using the butt-sex method of contraception.

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  9. Oh My GOSH! This jerk is not a father. That isn't my definition of one anyway.

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  10. Damn! Four in one year, twice? If those last two are sisters, was it a threesome?

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  11. Now that's a guy that presents an argument for forced sterilization.
    (I didn't just say that.)

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  12. A snip here and a snip there are in order for this guy. He can't take care of the kids he already has, so I hope there aren't any more!

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  13. Sounds like someone's in the running for the Most Fertile award!

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  14. I think the best Father's day gift for this dude would be a vasectomy!

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  15. And yet forced sterilization is cruel and unusual punishment. No, please, keep letting this guy reproduce. The world knows we need 30 more of his kids running around barefoot and screaming.

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  16. Well, it seems like My Man Desmond will be getting "3 Squares" a day, courtesy of the State, while EVERYBODY ELSE will be lucky if they can scrape by on the Dollar Menu...

    Wow!!! Take care, Slu

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  17. Maybe he should work on some kind of agreement with the kids moms where he could claim them on his tax returns. That way, any money he gets back can be given to the kids.

    Oh wait, that requires him to actually work.

    Hmmmm....I'm sure that he can get a job as a drug runner.

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