Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Three Card Monte

Welcome to another edition of Wacky Wednesday folks where today I'm gonna cut right to the chase and tell ya how con men really play games. Instead of that ol' standby con trick with the three cards that anybody can learn how to do, hard core criminals play head games during their threesomes. They even cut their losses. That's right.
Ashley Hunter
 Just ask head case Ashley Hunter of Fargo, ND who met up with his old prison buddy Orlando DeWitt at a bar back in February. They go back to Hunter's house for a party where DeWitt started kissing a woman named Leticia. Then I supposed Hunter wanted to play heads or tails and he picked heads. Leticia began to perform oral sex on Hunter while DeWitt was goin' at it doggie style. Obviously Leticia was at the head of the class in the dirty dog department 'cause when Hunter asked to switch positions DeWitt refused to pull outta the race.
  Orlando DeWitt

That's when everything came to a head. Hunter then made a cutting remark and basically told DeWitt to fish or cut bait. DeWitt shoulda learned to go head first 'cause when he tried to head for the hills Hunter pulled out a butcher knife from his couch and stabbed him twice.  DAMN, that ménage a trois sure did cut like a knife. I guess the lesson here folks is two's company and three's a crowd hey?
 
Thanks so much to my friend Rossie who posted this story on his FaceBook page. What perfect Wacky Wednesday material!

Story: Here

18 comments:

  1. so what happened in the end?

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    1. Hunter is now gettin' all the threesomes he wants in the slammer.

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    2. no just a a monogamous relationship with a 300lb guy named Bubba.

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  2. That is what is called rough sex. Or something like that.

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  3. I don't think I could find this stuff even if I went looking for it.

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  4. Oh good grief. I don't know what's funnier today. The story or the comments! bwahahaha!

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  5. So Hunter made the cutting remark while Leticia was siphoning his hose pipe? There's a man who can't appreciate what he's got because he's always looking at the other dude. He needs to work on his issues in prison.

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  6. My Man DeWitt should have realized: Hunter's Place, Hunter's Rules!!! In the end, did Leticia get "cheated" out of her "Happy Ending?"

    Have a great day, Slu

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  7. Hahaha...got a kick out of the story AND from the remarks!

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  8. I wish I could think of something funny to say but the good lines have already been taken.

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  9. That happens to us ALL the time.* The main thing is just to remain calm and remind the other guy not to be greedy.

    *Disclaimer - this has never happened. WTF is wrong with people?

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  10. Oh those Dogs! What happened to good ol' 'care about you' sex?

    Thanks for the fun words. I can ALWAYS count on you to make a nice compliment about my precious ones. THANK YOU ! ! ! !

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  11. I'm pretty sure this one knocked it out of the park for Wacky and into the WTF? zone.

    So Leticia got her bone and was able to eat it too?

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