Monday, May 20, 2013

The Booby Prize


    Could one of you be the big WINNAH in Florida of the estimated $600 million Power Ball? I suppose if you are, you ain't takin' the time to be readin' any blogs this mornin'. Rather, you are holed up somewhere with your inner circle, and hopefully some high powered attorneys and financial advisers to help you sort out your new windfall. Obviously I'm still poundin' away at the keyboard at this high payin' bloggin' gig 'cause I was a big LOSAH. On the 7 tickets we purchased, we did not even hit one single number. Not one, nada, zippo, zilch. How low can you go baby??? Now that's a loser!!!

    Uncle Jeffy went back to work today makin' the world a more beautiful place. Since people seemed to get a kick outta my FaceBook post yesterday regarding my booby prize, I thought I would share it with all of you:
    didn't even get one stinkin' number on 7 Power Ball tickets. WTH????? Looks like I'll keep on makin' the big bucks with that stellar blogging career while Uncle Jeffy continues to make the world a more beautiful place one boob at a time.

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    So while some folks are obviously perfectly happy accepting the booby prize, I just want the WINNAH to know that I do believe I'm your long lost 33rd cousin twice removed on your maternal great, great Aunt's side. Sure would love to get together real soon and catch up. Hey, whatever happened to creepy Uncle Freddie who always sat at the kids' table during holiday dinners?   

     

    20 comments:

    1. ooh, I'd feed half of the world with that kind of money and be proclaimed a sweet saint :)

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    2. That kind of win beats any booby prize, hopefully they are a blogger that will share

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    3. I ain'ts nevah ones no lotto, but I has beenz cawed, funnies, contractive, innustin and bold. I gess dat counts fo sumptin. Na, lemme git me sum mo lotto munie.

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    4. Even with taxes that is still a ton of dough

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    5. With $600 million I'd give everyone I know boob jobs - whether they wanted it or not.

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    6. Maybe we should start a club for the LOSAHS. There are millions of us after all. Perhaps, Uncle Jeffery would considering sponsoring the group and offer free (or dramatically reduced) boob jobs. I would be glad carry a sign saying I got my boobs at.....

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    7. So someone actually won it huh? Crazy...

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    8. I didn't hit a single number either. It sickens me. I just wanted a little boost of confidence you know. 2, 3, maybe even 4 numbers to lift morale up. But now I'm sunken back into the deep dark depression consisting of an empty wally and past due bills.

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    9. Damn, find the person and I'll help you steal the ticket

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    10. I live in Florida...but it wasn't me, unfortunately :(

      We only bought two tickets, but I was so sure I was gonna win....

      Oh well, maybe next time :)

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    11. If I won I would keep it secret for as long as possible!!

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    12. No numbers here, cause I got lazy Saturday night!!! Grrrrrrrrrr...

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    13. Not a single number here either. However, if booby prizes are being passed out, I'll take 2 :)

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    14. You're not a LOSAH.... You're a WINNAH! Well, in my book you are. It won't get you to Bora Bora though, but still. You know?

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    15. Well, personally, I'll pass on the boob job. I think I'm good.

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    16. Oh Deb you are my Monday Morning lift!!!

      (pardon it is near 2 pm here) Still a lift. I DON NOT need a booby prize! thank you.

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    17. I'm surprised (well maybe not) people always get so fussy over the huge jackpot numbers. Buying mountains of tickets in sad hopes you might win. 600m? Oh yes, good thing it's not a measly 20m, we'd be in the lower income class of the aspen ski resort.

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    18. You just know that person ins about to be deluged with relatives and 'friends' they had no idea about or ever heard of, let alone heard From before this. I almost pity them. Almost. But I would risk trying it out for them for a few measly millions...

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