Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Sexual Healing

Welcome to another edition of Wacky Wednesday! Monday I wrote about International Clitoris Week, and since there's so much sex in the news lately, I thought I may as well keep the theme goin'. I'm sure most of you know that May is National Masturbation Month. Have you been treating yourself nicely so far this month? Not to worry if you are a few strokes behind 'cause it's only the beginning of the month. There's still plenty of time to take matters into your own hands.
 In fact, the city of brotherly love is hopin' for lots of self love by hosting its first evah masturbate-a-thon until the 27th where sponsors can actually donate money for every hour participants spend "being charitable". I love me some Philly!!!!! Through the event, local sex education groups hope to ignite conversations that reduce the stigma around expressing sexuality, promote sexual health, and emphasize the importance of pleasure. Prizes are being given for most creative fantasy, most unique way of gettin' the job done, and most money raised. Dang, I think I would be a serious medal contender in the fantasy category for all the outlandish ways my warped mind has conjured up to turn Anderson Cooper straight. Story: Here
And folks, I'm sure it's a load off your mind, as well as his, to know that Wesley Warren, the Las Vegas man with the 132 pound scrotum is recuperating nicely after the successful removal of his sac. When Mr. Warren turned down Dr. Oz's offer to pay for the surgery in exchange for exclusive interview rights, he was criticized as basking in the fame his giant organ brought him. After all, that extra baggage did earn him spots on the Howard Stern Show, Comedy Central and made him a local celebrity in his hometown. But, after being forced to urinate on himself 'cause his tallywacker was buried so deep in the growth, he decided to undergo the operation so he could be a normal man and have a romantic relationship with a woman. Look out Sin City 'cause when Wesley gets the green light from his doc he's headed straight for the red light district baby!!! Story: Here
 

This just makes me wanna go for a nice, long, hard ride!
 

Last, I will leave you with Jonah Falcon's hilarious new video "It's Too Big" about his record setting, world famous 13 1/2 inch penis:

29 comments:

  1. Some things to think about. I guess the newsis more interesting than I realized. I missed all of these stories!

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  2. Making love to yourself should be appreciated

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  3. That is a competition I wouldn't want to be close to

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  4. Let's hope the use a tissue or getting splatted in the eye may be an issue lol

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  5. I think there should be national masturbate-a-thons organized on a weekly basis with public and live TV coverages :) Your Anderson could be a host :)

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  6. Wow! I had no idea we were supposed to be so 'giving' this month...thanks for the -tip-. (or, is that what -she- said?) :)

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    1. I see what you did there...
      Props on the humor!

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  7. Juxt tha thots o you makes me has to takes out ma kang snake and long skroke mu sef. Ifn I wuz ta evah has da chaince, iz makes yo foget bouts masa up in da big house.

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  8. All I have to say is yanks.com. Type it into your browser and learn. How did that guy's nuts grow into coconuts?

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  9. Fun video. Not a problem I've had to deal with.

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  10. Um... how do they know how long the participants actually participate? Do they just trust them to report accurate times or is it like a walkathon and they're all in a room together to something?

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  11. its about time he had that surgery! It was so gross to see him on interviews.
    That bicycle seat is hysterical

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  12. I saw a pic of Wesley Warren and can't believe he had to "think" about having surgery. As much as I would appreciate having big boobs, I don't want a huge boob that drags on the ground.

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  13. The video is too damn funny!!!

    Was I the only one grabbing a ruler? I think not.

    My boyfriend and I have had the discussion about size a few times and yes- That would certainly be too damn big.

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  14. What do I want to say, hmmmmmmmm? Let's see. Oh, I know, when are we going to see an official list of all of the NATIONAL DAYS AND MONTHS days, anyways?

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  15. This is happening in Philly????? I didn't hear about it. Then again, it's hard (no pun intended) to hear anything over the gunfire in Camden.

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  16. I kind of want to watch the telethon they'll have for a masturbatathon. Does that make me pervy?

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  17. So you... pay people to masturbate? Somehow that doesn't alleviate that old-school-Catholic-guilt that got burned into me as a child.

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  18. OH MY GAWD- that was his sac? What the hell happened to it? I thought that was an urban legend. Geez. Poor Guy.

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  19. I've read about Masturbateathons. I wonder if money is collected per the honor system, or if the masturbator is observed to ensure legitimacy (?)

    xoRobyn

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  20. Oh Deb, I was hoping things were better for you and your parents. Happy Mother's Day to you dear heart. You are a fabulous Mom, I can tell!!!!!!!!

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  21. I think I've seen that Jonah Falcon on a TLC show about people who had problems finding long term relationships.

    But....I don't know if I can continue with my comment.

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  22. lol at the bike one, I love when random stuff comes out just right for unintended hilarity.

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  23. 132 pounds?!?! Sweet jesus - he alone could repopulate the earth. Although, from the looks of him, let's not allow that.

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