Friday, May 3, 2013

Off the Deep End

Ya know at first I thought Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes had a spirited rivalry goin' just to see who could do the wackiest thangs for our entertainment. But Amanda Bynes kinda stole the spotlight lately from Li-Lo with her off the wall antics. Let's see, it started with a run of the mill DUI and hit and run charge, but got a little juicier with the incident at the tanning salon where she was walkin' around nekkid lookin' for eye goggles. Then she got kicked outta an adult gymnastics class for wearin' fishnets and a leotard that looked like lingerie and muttering to herself. Last week she was booted from Planet Fitness in Harlem for smokin' weed in the bathroom, and she recently posted that lovely picture of herself on Twitter with 1/2 of her head shaved. Whew, ya still with me folks? I'm exhausted just hammerin' it out on the keyboard.

Although she admits battling an eating disorder, at what point does someone in her inner circle need to call in the authorities and have this girl involuntarily committed?  Hell, I wouldn't mind a brief respite every now and then. I hear they don't even give ya mirrors in those places so ya can't smash 'em and cut yourself. No mirror to see how horrid I look, 3 squares a day, and lots of happy drugs doesn't sound too bad for a little while.


Just the other day Amanda posted this picture on Twitter saying she weighs 135 pounds, she gained weight and needs to weigh 100 pounds. At 5' 8" tall, 100 el bees would be frightening. Obviously the girl needs help and I'm not discounting that. However, one quick weight loss method she might want to consider is to drain about 10 pounds of saline off each of those massive implants and watch the scale miraculously plummet. Or she could also shave the other side of her head to make things a bit more symmetrical and lose a few more unwanted pounds. Problem solved!

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21 comments:

  1. Too Funny, I am 4'8 and I weigh 130, at 5'8 I have to agree she would just be sickly. I also have to agree with the saline and hair idea. :)

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  2. modern world is filled with so many great celebrity role models /ironicgrin/

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  3. Yeah should would be even nastier at 100 pounds, 5'8 should be like 140 or so, blah, sure needs to be committed

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  4. She was actually trying to audition for Two-Face in the movie The Dark Knight. And showed up five years late

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  5. Ooooooooweeeeeee, I shole does loves me sum whyte womans, I bets by da way yo catoon pichus be, yo bez a hot whyte womans. Can we seez yo cans too?

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  6. Who is this Amanda chick anyway? What has she been in? Train wreck for sure and i'm sure Brittany Spears isnt too happy about her stealing the shaved head idea.

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    1. As a kid she had this amazing show on Nickelodeon called simply "The Amanda Show". She was really quite funny. Then she did some teen movies before she went off the deep end.

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  7. Lohan has been spinning out of control for years. This young lady needs some serious help! I've never heard of Amanda Bynes, but I guess we can't be familiar with everyone that goes off the deep end in the celebrity world. There are certainly enough of them.

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  8. I think Amanda's downfall is much more sad than Lohan's. I loved Bynes as a kid. She's just... a mess. I'm 5'8" and I can't even *imagine* being 100lbs. I'd be emaciated.

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  9. I don't know why it took me so long to discover your blog. This is great stuff. I'm with Holli. I keep hearing Amanda's name, but I have no idea who she is. I'm guessing she's another dumb blonde who was pretty before the drugs set in, and who is now famous for being another dumb blonde.

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  10. Amanda and Lindsay should have a reality show where they just take some drugs and go to random stores.

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  11. Sweet Deb, thanks for your cheers on camo print! See, you wear color! hahahahaha. Amanda was in Hairspray right? The cutie girl friend to the lead character? right? Gosh, she has really changed. I see some bi-polar diagnosis in her future.

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  12. Is a padded room like an adult jumpy house? Because I think being sent to a jumpy house could be a lot of fun.

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  13. Wow!!! You are right... Someone inside the "inner-circle" needs to step in and put the "hammer" down.

    Happy Friday, Slu

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  14. I've only seen a few of her shows, and thought she had real talent. Just like Lohan, what a waste!

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  15. No idea who she is, but obviously she is a nutter. Between her and Li-Lo, they have both had more chances to get it right and have effectively pissed them away.

    Sad really since there are a LOT of people who would kill for even one chance at part of what they have and might never get it, because of scum like them... the kind that just keep wasting it.

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  16. LiLo is a train wreck, we all know it. The girl needs a good therapist, or maybe a time out and a stern talking to. I'm not sure which. As for Amanda Bynes, I don't really know who she is, other than that she's competing to be the most screwed up girl in the public eye.

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  17. I don't know what the hell happened to that girl! She used to be so funny--my kids grew up watching her show and thought she was hilarious. I'm with you---put her ass in the looney bin for a bit and keep her away from all the mirrors and for godsakes the cameras!!

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  18. Damn I didn't realize just how far off of the deep end that she's went...wow.

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  19. Oh yeah, Amanda is off her noodle. I don't understand why her and Lohan don't join forces and be BFFs. It would be in Lindsay's best interest really as Amanda is getting more "press" as of late because of her "how low can I go" antics.

    Your take on Amanda is hilarious. I think you need to write her a letter and offer your services as her Life Coach...for a fee of course... A BIG FEE.

    I would start with discussing the weight of her boobs and her improper bra fit.

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  20. Haaaaaa!!! Thanks for keeping me up to date with the world's psychos!! It always makes me feel normal.

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