Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Moon Shot

It's Wacky Wednesday time again folks and there must have been a full moon recently 'cause some of the thangs people do sure makes me think they are moon struck or somethin'. Check out this butt head Mom in Virginia who was jailed for disorderly conduct after shooting the moon to a school bus full of 45 kids.
 
Yeppers, Lisa Grant got into a butt ugly argument with the bus driver, who sent a note home saying Grant's son was misbehaving. After she basically told the driver she was gonna whip her butt, Grant pulled down her pants and mooned everyone on the school bus. Sure hope those poor kids didn't toss the moon pies they had for lunch 'cause those thangs is good eats!!! One thang is for sure, Grant is gonna be the butt of some jokes in the slammer. At least she won't be sittin' around feelin' sorry for herself listenin' to Blue Moon all day, 'cause rumor has it she is bein' heavily recruited by that moonies cult behind bars.  story: Here

And thanks to my blogging buddy Adam for sending me this pop culture story from down my way in Charlotte, North Cackalacky of a Mama who obviously takes that commandment "thou shall not steal" pretty dang seriously. It seems Latasha Renee Love had her 13 year old son arrested for taking her Pop Tarts without asking first. Guess that's better than poppin' a cap in the kid's ass hey? When the media tried interviewing Love about why she had her son arrested, she just popped off with an obscenity. I realize those Pop Tarts cost about 50 cents a pop, but her son got 'em for a steal. Hope Mom and Pop are happy now that the boy is in juvie. Maybe they can send him pop rocks and soda pop for good behavior. story: Here


25 comments:

  1. Moon kids? what a nut job. Pop tart lady must have made those suckers by hand.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Mooning under full moon under the order of Moonies cult? Sounds about right to me....

    ReplyDelete
  3. I wonder if they serve moon pies in the jail lunch line

    ReplyDelete
  4. I feel for Grant's son. That's his role model? Of course he has problems on the bus. As for the poptart story, the jury's still out. What flavor were they?

    xoRobyn

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Wild Berry for the wild child.

      Delete
  5. The Virginia mom did not deserve to be jailed. Didn't the kids whoop and cheer when she showed them her big white butt?

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Her big white butt? How come you always know about such things?

      Delete
  6. Aint nobody got time to see a full moon early in the am from a school bus!!

    ReplyDelete
  7. Somehow, I knew this was going to be the topic when I read the title of this blog post, lol.

    Thanks for the laugh :)

    ReplyDelete
  8. Man-O-Man... You just have have to "Shake your Head." Wow!!!

    Have a terrific Wednesday, Slu

    ReplyDelete
  9. So the bus driver says her kid was misbehaven...hard to believe when he has such a stand-up, great example of motherhood, kind of mom.

    Yes, the pop-tart narc of a mom puzzles me. Does she think her kid having a record will keep him on the right path.

    Some people really set the bar low for parenthood. REAL LOW!

    ReplyDelete
  10. Interesting blog!
    Would you like to follow aech other?

    ReplyDelete
  11. Parenting skillz- they haz none.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. By the way- yes it has been a full moon recently.

      Delete
  12. hahaha...the crazy things people do! I hope those kids that got mooned aren't having nightmares about it!

    ReplyDelete
  13. I'm speechless. Some people shouldn't have kids.

    ReplyDelete
  14. Oh them thar critters always come out when thar's a FULL MOON, now don't theys?

    ReplyDelete
  15. Over a POP TART??? Seriously? Glad my mom never like those things and they were all mine as a kid. Sheesh.

    ReplyDelete
  16. Sure no one was howling at that moon

    ReplyDelete
  17. No no no, it's all wrong. When someone steals your pop tart, you don't arrest them. You have them violently beaten by gang members. Amateurs.

    ReplyDelete
  18. im not sure if you caught it, but you made a lot of inadvertant "MOON" references in your first post.

    ReplyDelete