Friday, May 17, 2013

Buzz Kill

DANG folks, yesterday when my friend Mindy texted me this awesome news story from Sweden about a horny guy dying after having sex with a hornet's nest I got busy as a bee writing my blog post for today. It appeared as if a 35 year old man known only as Hasse, who probably sported a buzz cut, had 146 sting marks on his body. The poor dude was even stung where he was hung 54 times. His neighbor described finding his body and said it was so swollen he initially mistook it for a whale carcass, but recognized him from the tattoo on his neck.

The news reports went on to say that dried semen was found on some of the dead wasps, some of the man's pubic hairs were found at the entrance to the nest, and his fingerprints were on the hive itself. Nothing was reported from "bee"hind the nest. This led authorities to believe Hasse attempted to have sex with the nest when the wasps attacked and killed him. Talk about a buzz kill!!!!!

But imagine how mad as a hornet this Queen Bee was when I found out the entire story was an internet hoax!!!  Uh Yea, I had some really funny puns for you dedicated readers today regarding that worker bee. Damn, those hoaxsters sure do know how to stir up a hornet's nest hey? That sure does sting!!!!

Story: Here

20 comments:

  1. Good grief, who could make up something like this? I'm sure it's really happened at some point somewhere .

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  2. I bet his willie was swollen too!

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  3. I've heard of guys sticking it in places it doesn't belong- but damn, I'm glad this one was a hoax!

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  4. So many jokes floating around I can't even straighten them out to write one. Instead, I'll say, I just hope this joke doesn't give some poor, lonely guy any ideas.

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  5. Wow someone wanted to create some buzz, who would even think of sticking it in there? blah!

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  6. "Stung where he was hung..." LOL...that's a good one.

    The sad thing is, these days, I could really see some idiot giving this a shot...

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  7. Hoax??? It sounded real enough because people do amazingly stupid shit. Still...what kind of person thinks this stuff up and gets it to go viral?

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  8. Well... My 1st response was: Yikes!!!

    My 2nd response was: Gotcha!!!

    You never know... Have a great Happy Friday, Slu

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  9. I thought maybe he didn't want to use one of those pumps to get it bigger and thought he'd get better results with a bee sting.

    Glad it was a hoax, but wouldn't surprise me if it were real. Too much weird stuff people do nowadays!

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  10. If it had been real-

    A) I cannot imgine the thought process of thinking that was a good idea.

    B) I would vote the guy as a definite Darwin Candidate.

    Even still I wonder why anyone would think this was a good hoax either. Crazy!

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  11. Hahaha... Well, you had me going there for awhile :)

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  12. Hey, you had me going. Great title for the post and some funny puns. But I gotta wonder--who comes up with these stories, anyway???

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  13. It was a hoax? Oh ... well I suppose it's good that no one died, but does it make me evil if I'm a little disappointed?

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  14. Goodness Gracious, I was having a riotous good laugh over this event, until I read "hoax". Your puns and wit were so cleaver and I was hooping and hollering up something fierce, then ya, the buzz was killed by that word. Dang! I was thinking it was real. Dang!

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  15. There are lots of true stories about guys banging roadkill. You could tap into that.

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