Monday, May 6, 2013

A Clitoral Celebration

Ladies, grab your partner, your favorite electronic device, or even take matters into your own hands and have a quiverin', screamin', shout it from the mountain top kinda orgasm 'cause today marks the beginning of the first evah International Clitoris Week. WHOO HOO!!!! Yeppers, May 6-12th has been designated as the week to bring awareness to this delicate part of the female anatomy that can bring us as much confusion as it can desire. Confusion in the fact that the clitoris itself has no reproductive function, but damn, you pleasure that little puppy just right and you desire more, MORE, MORE!!!!

Apparently, the group Clitoraid decided to highlight the clitoris in order to make women around the globe feel more comfortable speaking out and celebrating their sexuality. They are hoping some women will even go to masturbation seminars. Dang, perhaps I should sign up to instruct one of those seminars 'cause I got that whole self love thang down to a science.

So women everywhere, celebrate every single day this glorious week by doin' what feels good to you. I trust you have long since figured that out!!! And guys, pay extra attention this week to that lovely, highly sensitive, feel good button type object between your partner's legs. I promise you won't be disappointed!

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25 comments:

  1. I am having parties each day in celebration. Only inviting my best boyfriend, BOB.

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  2. I can not think of a single coherent response to this.

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  3. Hmmmm well you know my version of getting lucky

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  4. will each country send their representatives to Clitoraid?

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    1. I dunno the ambassador from Iran might ruin the party.

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  5. I had heard about International Clitoris Week but it nearly went unnoticed. I am surprised Hallmark has left it so auspiciously off the shelf...no cards, no mugs...nada.

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  6. I've spent ten years trying to find International Clitoris Week, but I just can't seem to find it anywhere. I'm beginning to think it's just a myth.

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  7. We need a whole week for this?! Funny!

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  8. Only a week? Can we work it out so it's a year? At least?

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  9. I do appreciate my clitoris. Given it's International Clitoris Week (I love it), my clit and I will celebrate all week long. Thanks for the info. Smiles.

    xoRobyn

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  10. You saw that on SNL didn't you? I saw a bit about it on WEEKEND UP date and I.M.M.E.D.I.A.T.E.L.Y. thought of YOU! Now why did I have such a certainty about that? Hmmmmm? You are one hilarious Josette!

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  11. Yeeeeeeeeeeee Haaaaaaaawwwwwwww!!! I'm Down!!!

    Shall we all have a great week, Slu

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  12. Is there a greeting card for it? It wouldn't surprise me :)

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  13. Hell, why just a week? Every day should be Clitoris Appreciation Day!!!!

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  14. Yay! The most wonderful week of the whole year!

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  15. Not sure what to say, but it is a week I can appreciate

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  16. I guess for some people a week is a good place to start.

    For the rest of us- it's looking like a daily thing. Not to be missed!

    Wahoo the Hoo Haa!

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  17. i'm still waiting for someone to help me celebrate Cock-a-palooza!

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  18. Deb, thank you! I love hearing that I am a shining example of happiness. Did you know that "happiness" is my word for the year? Yup! I will, I will, I will. (keep trying anyway)

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  19. Did you know female hyenas' clits are bigger than the male appendages. Females also dominate the males in hyena society. Those two facts have got to be connected.

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  20. This is fantastic! Can I get tickets to watch something like this? Maybe from Stub Hub (pun intended)?

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  21. Clitoraid sounds like a special, limited edition batch of Kool-Aid. I'm just saying....

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  22. I can't believe how many women
    1. Don't know their own body.
    2. Feel ashamed they've got a pleasure button thingie.
    3. Were raised to think sex is bad.
    So there was a lot of work to do for your friend Blue... of course before he walked down the isle. Of course.

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