Monday, April 1, 2013

Takin' a Whiz

Gee whiz folks, I gotta tell ya that sadly, this story ain't no April Fool's joke. It appears that a 34 year old whiz kid named Sydney Levine from St. Louis is facing criminal charges from using a prosthetic penis to try to pass a drug test. Mr. Levine was on probation for possession of a controlled substance and was required to submit a urine test. When an officer came whizzin' by he spotted the fool using a prosthetic device, known as a Whizzinator, which is touted as a fool proof way to pass a drug test by using someone else's urine. Guess that was fool's gold 'cause Mr. Piss For Brains was charged with possessing a forging instrument. Dang, I imagine that pissed him off hey?
So there's the actual Whizzinator with its 4 inch penis and all the attachments. Since the Company has been sued for selling this contraption as a way to pass drug tests, it is still sold on the web as a sex toy. Now I must be playin' the fool here 'cause who is gonna get any satisfaction from a measly 4 inch dildo? I suppose the only folks pissin' their money away on this foolish toy are the golden shower crowd.



Story: Here

22 comments:

  1. don't they come in bigger sizes too? And colours? No? Pfft....

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  2. LOL would cause no bliss with that, he had to end up in a pissy mood.

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  3. Yea, that doesn't do much for me! 4"? Really?

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  4. Actually knew a guy that got caught using on of those about 10 years ago, a carpet installer, go figure, he got 30 days for his trouble. 4 inches???? I seen bigger clits. Well, not really.

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  5. He has a prosthetic penis? You must admit, that's impressive. You gotta hand it to him.

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  6. And know we know why most tests are based on saliva these days

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  7. Did he get caught because he didn't "shake off" when he was done, thus making it an unbelievable piss ?

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  8. Well... Gee Whiz (or is it pee whiz???) Does it have a "Heater" attachment???

    Also, just wondering out loud... what if you have to GO really, really bad and you whip out your "whizzenator" to "fake" GO and it makes your "real" GO situation compound somewhat??? It could end badly... just sayin'

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  9. They must do a close up and personal drug test in St. Charles County, MO. They should warn the drug dealers there if they have shy bladders they better not abuses drugs in that county.

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  10. Oh JKR, that's nothin. You should hear how my felon learned what pee tastes like.

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  11. I have no response to that... I want to but it's just too ludicrous.

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  12. Haha! Oh My God. Looks like a dildo coming out of a diaper. And what is the proper dildo size?

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  13. Oh Deb, that is hilarious! I was screaming at all of our innuendos and dildo jokes. hahahahahahahaha.

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  14. I guess some people will do just about anything to pass a drug test.

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  15. Just shows how far some people will go. Does it come with the urine or do you have to get that from a friend? My guess is that people using this to pass the drug test, likely have friends that are using too.

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  16. Always here on Mondays to get my laugh on. And you never fail to make me smile! 4 inches? Pfft! He deserved to get arrested on that alone haha!

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  17. He'll never get the moniker whizz kid, at least not in the way he wants.

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  18. Does the penis come in different colors for different races? Do they make a vagina too?

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  19. It must be a sex toy for water sports.

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  20. Oh Deb, you are so nice to me. I love that you are one of my fav blog buds. You do make me smile. (hug)

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