Gee whiz folks, I gotta tell ya that sadly, this story ain't no April Fool's joke. It appears that a 34 year old whiz kid named Sydney Levine from St. Louis is facing criminal charges from using a prosthetic penis to try to pass a drug test. Mr. Levine was on probation for possession of a controlled substance and was required to submit a urine test. When an officer came whizzin' by he spotted the fool using a prosthetic device, known as a Whizzinator, which is touted as a fool proof way to pass a drug test by using someone else's urine. Guess that was fool's gold 'cause Mr. Piss For Brains was charged with possessing a forging instrument. Dang, I imagine that pissed him off hey?
So there's the actual Whizzinator with its 4 inch penis and all the attachments. Since the Company has been sued for selling this contraption as a way to pass drug tests, it is still sold on the web as a sex toy. Now I must be playin' the fool here 'cause who is gonna get any satisfaction from a measly 4 inch dildo? I suppose the only folks pissin' their money away on this foolish toy are the golden shower crowd.