Friday, April 5, 2013

Polar Opposites


The residents of New Bern, North Cackalacky need not be disappointed that a Cracker Barrel restaurant is not coming to their town 'cause, believe it or not, they got a polar opposite event that is even biggah and bettah to look forward to. Yeppers folks, this quaint little town right up the road from where I live will be hosting the National Championship Pole Dancing Competition on April 28th. The organizer of the event explains that pole dancing is a form of gymnastics, it helps muscle mass, burns fat and strengthens endurance. He says the event is not sexual in any way, although he admits some of the pole cats either currently work or have worked in strip clubs.

Now I'm certain most of the chicks who can do this move wouldn't touch Cracker Barrel's famous fried apples with a ten foot pole. But I'm sure there are still some folks in New Bern who are mourning the loss of those tasty vittles and the delightful trinkets from the old country store. So fear not New Bern, 'cause my gal Lulu here proves you can have your chicken fried chicken and pole dance too:
I'm pullin' for Lulu to get in pole position in the competition baby!!!!!
 
 
Thank you to my friend John for giving me the scoop on this blog worthy story.
Story: Here
Images via Google Images

19 comments:

  1. Well, in defense of the girl, the well built one, I have found that they are most likely to NOT break your back when they decide to mount up on the man meat pole. By the way, the girl in the top photo, I can see her lungs.

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  2. Lulu should be our hero!
    And it's actually true that they are trying to make pole dancing an Olympic sport. I ain't joking. Seriously. Google it!

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  3. I don't think that the photographer captured Pole-dancer-#1's good side.

    I saw Lulu perform on America's Got Talent and she is amazingly agile...and very confident.

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  4. I hope the pole consists of a high titanium metal blend....

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  5. Damn that is one spread wide crack, lets hope she ate nothing gassy.

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  6. hahahahaha, speaking of "OUCH, OUCH MY EYES!!!" crotch-lady is worse, hahahahahaha! Yes, flowers and stripes are IN. Pole-dancing is OUT!!! (love you still and always)

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  7. Oh dear! I have heard that pole dancing is a good workout, and in general, good dancers- be it hip hop, ball room, ballet or whatever- for the most part have fabulous legs, and the rest of the body to go with it. It is a definite workout including cardio, balance and muscle control.

    I'm not so much a fan of Cracker Barrel, but pole dancing? I am a fan of even less...

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  8. OK... It's so close: You've got to go and take pics!!!

    One event on one single day out of 365... And CB says: Not happening: Wow!!! Their loss...

    Go Lulu

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  9. I think I need to go wash my eyes out with soap after seeing that last picture....

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  10. Lulu has a lot of guts to do what she does.

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  11. I took pole dance lessons for fitness reasons, at least that is what I told myself. That shit is the hardest work out I have ever had.

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  12. Neither of those ladies is straddling the pole, which goes against the spirit of the sport.

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  13. Are you sure that's not Natalie Portman on that pole?

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  14. I kept staring and staring and staring at that picture, not knowing what I expected to see.
    Oh, who am I kidding? I knew very well what I expected to see. But. I didn't.
    The FIRST picture! The FIRST picture!
    Still....Cracker Barrel.....hmmmmmm.

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  15. I'm sure both places share the same patrons

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  16. After a few hours, I came back to look at the (FIRST!) picture.
    Nothing's changed.
    Nothing's changed on the second one, either.

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  17. Well, at least that first woman doesn't have hemorrhoids. I'm not happy that we know this.

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