Monday, April 29, 2013

I'm Too Sexy

On the radio this morning I heard a blurb that 3 Saudi Arabian men were deported from their own country for being too handsome. Apparently their good looks were causing impure thoughts in too many women. DANG, shouldn't the ugly Saudi effer's actually thank these dudes for givin' the chicks somethin' to fantasize about while havin' sex with their nasty asses? But no, instead the government makes their entire society suffer. Such injustice!!!

The Huffington Post reports that they have no official names of the 3 men, but one speculation is Omar Borkan Al Gala, a self described photographer, actor and poet who has been posting a series of glamour shots of himself on Facebook and Flickr, along with a link to the story. So I guess until we have confirmation of the 3 men, we can all just satisfy ourselves with changing the words to that famous Right Said Fred song:

I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me.
I'm too sexy for my turban, too sexy for my turban
So sexy I'm going urban
I'm too sexy for Saudi bitches, too sexy for Saudi bitches
so sexy my crotch itches.  
 
And hey sexy Omar, over here in the good ol' USA we welcome folks of all nationalities and religions, and impure thoughts of women are WAY down on our government's hit list. The beach in southeastern North Cackalacky is real nice this time of year. Just sayin'.
 
Story: Here


28 comments:

  1. That is the craziest story! I would be so pissed if i was asked to leave my own country because i was too hot. LOL

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  2. Wow! That's crazy. Good thing we don't have that sort of thing go on over here....

    ...though, I'd be safe, in either case :D

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  3. hahaha now that is just down right pathetic, all their government officials must be jealous and butt ugly.

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  4. if you have to get deported for a reason, I could live with that.

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  5. Deportation for being too sexy??? Well I suppose, as Adam says, I could live with that reason.

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  6. That's a new one, but if it were me? I'd take it. Probably better looking women in other places too, so not really a bad thing for them, right?

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  7. Nom nom on the picture :)
    And the news is two weeks old - those three men weren't deported from Arabia but from Emirates which they were just visiting, not living there :)

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    1. And of course the Dezzz knows all about it.

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  8. I heard about this and thought it was crazy! And hilarious! If they all look like the handsome dude in the photo...oh my...

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  9. Well... at least they weren't stoned to death for generating impure thoughts.

    On the other hand, they each have a high standard to live up to now.

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  10. Will they be allowed back when they are old and wrinkly, then?

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  11. Well, you know, they were scared that women would literally tear their clothes off in the street and thrown themselves at these men, and we can't have things like that, now, can we?

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  12. It never fails, every time I think I've heard it all, BAM... There is always something coming my way. Thanks for that :) I've got a spare room or two, I'm sure Mr MB won't mind housing them for a few days or so ;) ::Evil giggles::

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  13. If they have a thing against sexy men I better cancel my trip to Saudi Arabia. Ha!

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  14. Bwahahaha, not something I would ever need to worry about, but completely hilarious!

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  15. That HAS to be a bogus story! When I went to Saudi Arabia, they didn't deport me. Because I'm obviously....oh, wait.
    Crap.

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  16. Well, he IS freakin' gorgeous!!!! If they want to send their sexy men over here--sure, why not? Im sure there are plenty of women who wouldn't mind being distracted by that face. Love the song lyrics--you could make a tidy profit off of that one....

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  17. Oh you is too funny Deb! (YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME LAUGH). I loved your version of the Said Fred song! ...esp. the last line. ooooh.

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  18. Maybe they have a thing against bald guys too, I should go and see

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  19. I saw this story on The Today Show. Cracked me up.

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  20. I finally understand why people are alwsys reluctant to let me into their country... ;)

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  21. That is one good looking man! If he doesn't want to go to the US, I'm sure we could take him in here. Australia is only too happy to take handsome refugees.

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