Wednesday, April 3, 2013

I Admit Defeat

It's Wacky Wednesday time again folks and today's wacky story, like last week, comes from my own pathetic life. Ya know I'm really gettin' worried about myself. If you have been a veteran reader of my blog then you know about my obsession with Anderson Cooper. We have an amazing, beautiful life together in my warped and deranged mind. If you are a newbie to my blog, you can read about how devastated I was the day he came out of the closet Here.
 However, I kept holding on to the fantasy that I would be the woman who could turn a gay man straight. Hell, even his Mama, the famous Gloria Vanderbilt was pullin' for me. Check it out
Here.

But, just like Kenny Rogers says in that famous song, "ya gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away, and know when to run". And sadly, that's just how I felt the other day when I was doin' cardio at the gym and Anderson's talk show was on TV. This 45 second clip says it all:

I admit defeat!!!! That boy ain't NEVAH gonna play for my team!!!!!

29 comments:

  1. Yup, you're sunk. Sorry for your loss, sister.

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  2. oh, my, that video was humiliating!

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  3. Don't feel loss. I've had sex with him. He AIN'T "ALL THAT".

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    1. Heff, I have been laughing for hours over this comment. Well done sir!!!

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  4. He gives a whole new meaning to "Shit on a shingle."

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  5. Yikes!!! Yes, it's time to look elsewhere...

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  6. They say hope springs eternal, but I think you'd do better hunting for a bull in a different pasture.

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    1. That there bull is a steer, my friend.

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  7. I couldn't watch it with sound, but that chair looks like something you might find in a circus side show tent. SOme things are best left alone.

    Have you ever asked yourself- What is it exactly you like about him? Maybe you can find that trait or quality in someone else.

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  8. Most of MY stories come from my pathetic life (with tales of my pathetic childhood thrown in for good measure).
    Works for me.

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  9. I am choosing not to watch the video right now because I have children present, but...
    Wait, what does it mean to play for your team? That statement has filled me with more confusion than is probably warranted.

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  12. I'm sorry, I can't type, Kenny says, 'got to.' It's fresh in my head cuz I just posted it Saturday. You can do better. I love a gay man, but when I really think about it, I don't want where his dick's been.

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  13. You could bring him around, may have to dress as a man, but it could work.

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  14. I would have thought his routine wearing of a pink turtleneck grandma sweater would have sealed the deal, but even that wasn't a deal breaker, huh?

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  15. Tell him that your team needs him! Perhaps he will join the team for a day??

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  16. OMyGosh! What a dumb thing that WHOLE thing was. Did he ever see that chair before? ELLEN had that chair on her show years ago!!! But it's is ok. I still like him. George Clooney would NEVAH do something so fooolish, right? Oh wait, he was in O Brother Where Art Thou, that's right! hahahahahaha.

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  17. hahaha oh man that was interesting to see...

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