Wednesday, April 24, 2013

From Dark to Light

It's Wacky Wednesday time again folks, and who could EVAH forget the tanning Mom who "allegedly" took her 5 year old daughter into a tanning booth with her? At the height of her tanning addiction, Patricia Krentcil's skin looked like you could peel it off and make it into a nice leather handbag with a matching pair of boots:
Although Patricia is now considerably less dark, she has found a new hobby in which to keep us all entertained. TMZ has reported that last week she posed for about 100 photos on a quarantined beach. She may be lighter in color, but she also lightened up the amount of clothing she wears. Oh yea folks, ya just KNOW this is gonna be good shiz!!!!!!
 The new Sports Illustrated swim suit cover model. 
Demonstrating the plow position.
Givin' Gisele a run for her money!
Oooohhhhh you sly little devil you!!!!
 
 
Story: Here


30 comments:

  1. Probably should not have just eaten breakfast before looking at these pictures.....pretty soon she'll be selling her own brand, leather handbags...

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  2. Sure makes me feel better about myself this morning. Thanks!

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  3. Blah, I don't know if my eyes will ever recover

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  4. yep, I don't think I will ever return vision to my burnt eyes after this one..... the horror... the nightmare......

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  5. John Boehner is going to buy her an engagement ring

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  6. OMG...the woman doesn't own a mirror...or if she does it's a magical mirror that lies to her. My eyeballs hurt.

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  7. Oh, my GOD !!! Someone break out the Neatsfoot oil, STAT !!!

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  8. That's fucking brutal to look at.

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  9. I'd suck Heff's toes before I would fuck that.

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  10. OMyGosh! What. is. WRONG. with. that. women/person/thing.?????

    Yes, Did you ever eat at the Tar-jay Buffet? hahahahaha.

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  11. O dear. And what about the person who took those pictures?

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  12. The photo of her with that tan is scary! But maybe not as scary as the rest of the photos!

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  13. This woman has had her fifteen minutes of fame and I wish she'd just go away.

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  14. I think I am now blinded, but it sure did help me to feel better about myself LOL!
    <3 Kimbra
    www.mommysrambles.blogspot.com

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  15. I burst out laughing when i saw her do the plowing position. Oh dear!! And she thought that would be a great pose to do - WHY?

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  16. AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!
    Tattoo's pretty sexy, though.
    And she's an "outie."

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  17. Holy freakin' Smokes... and right at dinner time!!!

    On a "Quarantined" Beach... Thank goodness!!! Yikes...

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  18. My retinas! They're burning!!! lol

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  19. NOOOOOOOO - make it stop make it stop.

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  20. Wow, look at that belly button. Is that an outie? I'm getting a raging outie just looking at this!

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  21. Damnit wouldn't you know I'd view this post right after I ate...

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  23. Holy hell. I don't even know what to say. Who willingly looked through a camera lens at her?!

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