First there's a monkey named Mally.
Michael had a chimp named Bubbles.
Next, the Biebs dons a mask.
A mask was standard public attire for MJ.
Last, a fingerless version of......
So the moral of the story here folks, is be original, be your own person, find your true identity, because we all know how this is gonna turn out for poor little ol' Justin. He'll go for a few innocent plastic surgery procedures to look like the lovely Diana Ross:
But end up lookin' like that famous character from the land of Oz:
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