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what kind of question is that anyway?
Well, any decent middle school boy would answer that. If they didn't, then something would be wrong.
What game show asks that? And who answers that? I'd throw a brush but what's the big deal if he walks in? So many questions!!!
4 people are married to chimps
Umm what do they do, crap in a bucket so they can throw it? You'd have to get up, an fish them out, just to throw them. By that time he'd be long gone. And whoopie, he walks in, big deal.
Um, they put LOCKS on the doors for a REASON. lol
omg that was my first answer
I don't know what's worse, the fact that it was on the list, or that it was my first thought!
Well.....maybe in the monkey house.
No simian would care if anyone walked in on her when she was in the bathroom. It's only humans who are embarrassed about making poopies.
Oh GAWD this is funny! Yeah, I'm all for pooh slinging--gotta love mankind!
Maybe they are old enough to be using a diaper and can just whip it off and heave it.
Throw me some of that stank stank guuuuurll.
Anyone who doubts evolution, behold - proof that we're nothing more than slightly evolved monkeys with a language.
Ewwwwww... that is the last thing I would have thought of .
Well, this is America... so it's almost NOT surprising that answer is there.
Oh my!! Gross
Oh Deb! Thanks for wishing me well. Sounds like you need those "Get Well Soon" words as well. I had the flu really badly about 10 yrs ago when my Mom was dying (she got Leukemia in her 87th year and passed about 4 months later), since I was so stressed. Ya, I knocked off ten lbs with not even trying (just didn't/couldn't eat for a week). How is your Dad? Take care, girlfriend.
Really not sure whether to laugh or gag. . .