Friday, March 22, 2013

Sweet Jesus

Jeez-A-Weez folks I gotta tell ya the naked truth about some highfalutin Jesus Freak in Decatur, Alabama who was in his birthday suit outside a local high school and said he was "high on Jesus" after he paraded himself in front of classroom windows, urinated on cars, drove his car in circles, and threw hubcaps. When a hail storm came through the area, the man raised his arms as if inviting lightening to strike him. However, the storm left him high and dry 'cause his nekkid ass is still here on earth. Talk about High Times at Ridgemont High!!! Don't ya know he scared the bejesus outta those poor high school students.
Perhaps Ronald Ray Fletcher thought he was auditioning for a part in the high school musical "Jesus Christ Superstar" and got high as a kite in order to get into character. In any event, authorities are investigating whether Mr. Fletcher needs mental health treatment or whether he just had a few too many high balls. The high point of this spiritual story is that no one was injured or threatened with violence. Plus, as we all know, Jesus Saves!!!

Story: Here

25 comments:

  1. Living just a mere hour from Decatur, I had not heard this story, anyway, here's to all the dongs swinging in YOUR direction from the great state of Alabama.

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  2. Maybe he was really seeing if they were looking to hire, him as a mascot would sure make other teams distracted.

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  3. Well I suppose those school kids have to learn about perverts somewhere, so why not at school.

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  4. What a nut bag! Just think what he might of done if he didn't have religion.

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  5. I heard about this story last night so i thought it was here in Dallas. This is sure fire way to scare them kiddos into being scared of Jesus!

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  6. pfft the way these new generations are, I don't think that wacko showed them anything they haven't seen before.....

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  7. In this story Jesus saved a spot in jail for this guy

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  8. Oh Deb! This kid has got to get on his meds again. It's springtime and just like in Autumn, the wacky mental patients lose their cool, stop taking their meds and run around naked proclaiming all sorts of gracious stuff. Awh, I love Springtime.

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  10. Was his name Fletcher, or FELCHER ??

    BLACK JEBUS !

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  11. What can i say? I have ONE damn night where i drink one too many Shirley Temples and you bust my balls about it!

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  12. I go to church every Sunday and this guy scares me!

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  13. Man, I would have been totally creeped out if I was in that school. Student or teacher. Ick.

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  14. sometimes you just need to run around naked and blame it on Jesus.

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  15. The last time somebody got naked in public and danced around like a freak in our town was the zombie dude down here in South Florida who ate the face off another man. So I guess you could alway say that the bright side to this story is that everybody kept their faces intact!

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  16. i think ol' ronald ray,
    in all his nekkidness,
    is gonna have to pay,
    for creating such a mess...

    for being so hammered, it's off to the slammer!!!

    slu


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