Jeez-A-Weez folks I gotta tell ya the naked truth about some highfalutin Jesus Freak in Decatur, Alabama who was in his birthday suit outside a local high school and said he was "high on Jesus" after he paraded himself in front of classroom windows, urinated on cars, drove his car in circles, and threw hubcaps. When a hail storm came through the area, the man raised his arms as if inviting lightening to strike him. However, the storm left him high and dry 'cause his nekkid ass is still here on earth. Talk about High Times at Ridgemont High!!! Don't ya know he scared the bejesus outta those poor high school students.
Perhaps Ronald Ray Fletcher thought he was auditioning for a part in the high school musical "Jesus Christ Superstar" and got high as a kite in order to get into character. In any event, authorities are investigating whether Mr. Fletcher needs mental health treatment or whether he just had a few too many high balls. The high point of this spiritual story is that no one was injured or threatened with violence. Plus, as we all know, Jesus Saves!!!