Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Dream On

It's Wacky Wednesday time again folks, and whether you believe this rumor or not, it's just too darn wacky not to blog about. Apparently Steven Tyler recently broke up with his lady love and decided to get "Back in the Saddle". So, last week he went a little "Crazy" and was spotted on a date with the "Legendary Child" of Dirty Harry,  Miss Francesa Eastwood. As we all know Steven likes "Livin' on the Edge", so I guess the fact that he's 64 and she's 19 is merely the "Same Old Song and Dance" for an aging rocker dating a young starlet.  Rumor has it they arrived at The Little Door restaurant in Los Angeles and asked the photographer to delete pictures of them together. Well Dang, what were they thinkin' 'cause "I Don't Want to Miss a Thing"? That just leaves me "Cryin".
 
As they "Walk This Way" what could the blonde beauty possibly see in Mr. Tyler? Perhaps it's his "Rag Doll" appearance, his "Sweet Emotion" or his "Big Ten Inch (Record)"? One thing I know for certain is that "Helter Skelter" is gonna break out soon enough if Clint gets pissed 'cause Steven might just sing about "Janie's Got a Gun", but if Dirty Harry says "Go ahead son, make my day", he might wanna run for cover. So I say "Dream On'" girl while it lasts, 'cause my bet is your Daddy might pull up with his 45 magnum and ask Mr. Aerosmith one question, "Do you feel lucky? Well do ya punk"? And that my dear is gonna be the end of "What Could Have Been Love".
And no folks that is not a pic of the hot "Girls of Summer", but rather Steven on vacay in Hawaii. This just proves with his moobs "The Dude REALLY DOES Look Like a Lady"!!!

Story: Here

26 comments:

  1. I just never know what I'll find on your page.

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  2. in which century was he 64? :)

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  3. some people can still look decent at 64, all that rocking must really take a toll.

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  4. Dear God are those man boobs frightening.

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  5. He is TRULY the LORD OF THE THIGHS.

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  6. Hmmm now my eyes need to be bleached haha don't get what ones sees in dating the man boob man, since she's obviously rich, but to each their own I guess.

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  7. OOOOO....MMMMYYYY....Gaaaawwwdddd...what was she thinking? There are a lot of guys without moobs between the ages 19 and 64.

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  8. Seriously i would not mess around possibly pissing off Clint Eastwood! I'm sure Steven's daughters feel great about him dating girls younger than them too. Eww!

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  9. Awh, Deb! I am glad to see you back.

    I think that WAS my agent calling. hahahhaha. You are hilarious most of the time, friend.

    Hey, Mr. Arrowsmith has a math problem, I think. He thinks 45 years age difference is right on and yet he isn't realizing he needs to start wearing a 44B Bro or Manzere.

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  10. Oh GAWDDDDD, so disgusting! Nineteen? WTF?! The only thing preventing me from puking about this is your funny captions for the situation. Well done, my friend!

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  11. Seriously clever! On your part. Not his.
    I think what that girl see is $$$. Not that she doesn't have her own, I'm sure, but it's a different kind of thing, I think.

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  12. So the 19 year old pretty blonde falls for the 64 year old rich guy who, lets be frank, looks about half a step from death's door ... hmm, I wonder what they attraction might be ;D

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  13. I'm not a Tyler fan. I just don't see in him what so many others do.

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  14. I think most rock stars are weedy little guys. Age never seems to improve them.

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  15. I'm feeling a bit ill . . . I can't unsee that. lol

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  16. Those are the kind of tits I'd expect to find on an ageing witch. Can't he get implants?

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  17. Now that collectively is the good, the bad and the ugly.

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  18. Deb, if I'm not mistaken you've posted Steven's MOOBS in the past. I think you like them, girl.

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  19. Well, Clint Eastwood's what, 100 now? So he's still old enough to be Steven Tyler's father. And old enough to be his daughter's grandfather. While Steven is old enough to also be his girlfriend's grandfather. Or her father. What I'm saying is... gross all the way around.

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  20. hahahahaha, Deb! You are too funny. I have NEVER been one to let a friend or a family member tell me what to wear. I tell myself. When I was in my 40's, I had a gal-friend/neighbor tell me that I dressed too young. Well that same gal was on Facebook yesterday selling her old dresses from that time. Hahahaha, they are so UGLY, she will never sell them. hahahahahaha. I could sell half of my wardrobe now for twice of what she is asking for those gawd-awful dresses!!! (hug) to you my friend!

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  21. What could the blond beauty possibly see in Mr. Tyler?
    Well, maybe ten (I'm being generous) more years and then a huge payday.
    In the interim, she'll probably still be able go out late at night once Steve falls asleep.

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  22. Hahahhaha.... he has man boobs!! So gross!! He sure is looking old and haggared

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  23. Wow!!! "Keepin' it Real." Truer words were never spoken!!! Ha...

    I think I found you through Kellie's post... Nice.

    Take care, Slu

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