Friday, March 15, 2013

Deep Six Granny

Today's trash talk comes from Okolona, Kentucky where Ellen Nicole Crawley ("Nicki") hit her grandmother upside da head with a frying pan. When her grandmother started to get back up, she told her to can it, and choked her to death while she was still on the ground. At first Nicki wrapped up her grandma in a blanket and put her in the backseat of her car. But two days later Nicki showed granny  her own version of gettin' canned. That's right folks, Nicki put grandma's body in the circular file. How would you like to take out that trash?

Sure hope the trashy murderer is an eco-warrior and believes in recycling. Wonder which bin Granny's body fit into? That sure would be a surprise for anyone who decided to go dumpster divin' that night hey? Alas, the law dogs said no can do and arrested that can can girl on murder charges.

Of course that piece of trash did steal several items from her grandmother's home and sold some of her jewelry, so prosecutors are seeking the death penalty. At least Nicki is now in the slammer hangin' out with all the other pieces of garbage while she awaits trial. I bet she does a killer can can dance while she's on trash detail.

Story: Here

23 comments:

  1. Never will get some people, at least the authorities were able to take out the trash.

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  2. In Soviet Russia, we kill her.

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  3. she does have a typical criminal face....

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  4. Wow. I kind of want to know what grandma did to make her snap.

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  5. Wow!! That is sure a Granddaughter from He-- !! I better make sure I don't tick my Grandkids off or they might can me too!!

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  6. What are the odds that Grandma's TITS possibly went in the portion designated for "CANS" ?

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  7. I can't imagine what grandma did that prompted the frying-pain-in-the-head response. Nicki seems to have a bit of a anger management problem. She had better hope her jury isn't dominated by grandparents or grandchildren that love their Nana.

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  8. The "Nickster," for her Deep Six, is now 86ed... Hope she likes small spaces.

    Have a great day, Slu

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  9. Breaks my heart! My grandmother is the greatest person in my life. This girl deserves the death penalty.

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  10. What a nut bag, she looks like she is one of those smug ones who think they are all that too, don't think anyone will tear up when she kicks the can.

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  11. Did she have a reason? Like, maybe, granny tried to shiv her? Or, maybe, granny was a zombie. She did try to get back up.
    I don't get some people... okay, most people...

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  12. Grandma probably stopped sending her birthday checks and Nikki wasn't havin' it.

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    1. If that is the case- she sure won't be getting anymore now.

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  13. "I've been hit in the head with a frying pan and I can't get up!"

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  14. What a b!tch!

    Hopefully she has not reproduced.

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  15. I haven't heard of this, but it's astounding the horrific things people are capable of.

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  16. What a piece of white trash shit. Yeah, trash. Pun intended.

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