Today's trash talk comes from Okolona, Kentucky where Ellen Nicole Crawley ("Nicki") hit her grandmother upside da head with a frying pan. When her grandmother started to get back up, she told her to can it, and choked her to death while she was still on the ground. At first Nicki wrapped up her grandma in a blanket and put her in the backseat of her car. But two days later Nicki showed granny her own version of gettin' canned. That's right folks, Nicki put grandma's body in the circular file. How would you like to take out that trash?
Sure hope the trashy murderer is an eco-warrior and believes in recycling. Wonder which bin Granny's body fit into? That sure would be a surprise for anyone who decided to go dumpster divin' that night hey? Alas, the law dogs said no can do and arrested that can can girl on murder charges.
Of course that piece of trash did steal several items from her grandmother's home and sold some of her jewelry, so prosecutors are seeking the death penalty. At least Nicki is now in the slammer hangin' out with all the other pieces of garbage while she awaits trial. I bet she does a killer can can dance while she's on trash detail.