Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Cuff Me Baby

Welcome to another edition of Wacky Wednesday folks where today I'm wonderin' if somehow those 50 Shades books have corrupted my already warped and wacky mind. Seriously, I don't mind sharin' with y'all that I'm mostly a vanilla sex kinda gal with a few added condiments every now and then just to spice thangs up. But I started questionin' myself when I lost my cellphone at the bottom of my monstrous purse the other day and had to go searchin' for it. Lookie what I found instead:

Yeppers, those would be handcuffs. What makes this so wacky? Because not only were they in my purse, but I realized I flew on at least 2 domestic flights since I remember putting them in there. That translates into 4 times my purse has gone through the security x-ray screening. Can you freakin' imagine what the TSA agents are sayin' about me???????? I need to get a fake ID before flyin' the friendly skies again. Perhaps in the name of Anastassia?

24 comments:

  1. So, are you going to tell us why they were in your purse to begin with, uhhhhh, Anaastassia?

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  2. They were their because you've turned bounty hunter, right? No? More to the gutter you say?

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  3. Seeing as I have lots of "ports" to stop in, I just leave mine in a locker at each airport, that way they are there when I get off of the plane ;)

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  4. I am pretty sure the TSA thought it was just another day at work. Oh, the things they must see??? I was eavesdropping not long ago when a guy was talking about his girlfriend being stopped at the Dallas airport because she had a tote bag full of dildoes. Seriously, I was considering in foisting myself into the conversation just to ask him ...."Hey, buddy, what's wrong with you that she needs a bag full of dildoes?" Plus I am still not clear why that would get you flagged by the TSA.

    But my point is, probably a single pair of handcuffs is nothing to the TSA.

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  5. Thats seriously spicing up the plain vanilla! You crack me up

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  6. You keep your handcuffs in your purse? That's a weird place for them. I keep mine hanging on the bath towel hanger in the bathroom.

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  7. could be worse, they could have personally found them and held them up. Bonus points if they had been pink and fluffy.

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  8. pfft I expected an explanation as to why you actually have those cuffs :)

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  9. Um... -why- did you put them in there?

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  10. Ya Deb! and ...why were the cuffs in your purse in the first place.

    and ...btw, your picture is dang cute.

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  11. I likes Vanilla sex, too. It be my faybrit.

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  12. So many questions, so little time...

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  13. ...for those "Citizen's Arrest" moments, right??? Ha!!!

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  14. I like it....think of how much fun those airport staf were having when they saw those gems in your purse, multiple times.

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  15. Well my little pervs, contrary to what ya might think, those puppies were not placed in my purse on the off chance I ran into Ryan Reynolds and needed to cuff him to the bedpost so he couldn't run away screaming while I had my way with him. Rather, I put them in there on Halloween when I dressed as "Fifty Shades of Grey" and didn't want to scare the little trick or treaters who came to my door with my perverted costume accessory.

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  16. I wonder how many times TSA sees handcuffs go through? And if the even catch it or bother to ask about them... And for all they know you could have been traveling incognito or undercover.

    Use them as you will. Who am I to judge?

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  17. They have no fur attached? I'm dissappointed.

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  18. I am wondering what you would have said if the TSA workers had questioned you about them :)

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  19. Hey, as long as you aren't regaling us with tales of how your man ripped a tampon out of you (50 Shades... why? Why would you describe that?) then I think you're okay, Anastassia.

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  20. That's funny! Maybe you should see what else they'll let go through.

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