Saturday, February 2, 2013

Weekend Wisecrack


Legendary porn star Ron Jeremy is in critical condition with a heart aneurysm. Dang, could the hardest working man in showbiz really go out blowin' an aneurysm when he's famous for gettin' blown on screen? If so, just imagine the dudes lined up for that 10 inch organ donation!!!

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13 comments:

  1. I guess the wrong part was getting all the hump and pump.

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  2. Everytime I see Ron Jeremy I still can't believe he became a legend. He's been in over 2000 films, and I'm still at zero.

    In all seriousness, I hope he recovers.

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  3. As long as he doesn't donate his face.

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  4. It is somewhat ironic that his heart is the part that wore out first. I agree with Adam's comment...it is hard (no pun intended) to believe this guy became famous in the entertainment field with his looks but then did anyone ever notice his face. Probably not.

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  5. He looks older than his age and he should have retired years ago. Continually pumping up that dick of his must have played havoc with his blood pressure.

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  6. I wonder if the nurses are giving him a sponge bath in the hospital....

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  7. F***ing hilarious. Maybe they'll donate his penis to scientific research. It must be worth something because the face certainly isn't. Gag.

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  8. Apparently he'd been tucking into 'honey glazed donuts' just prior to suffering his aneurysm... how ironic is that? :D

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  9. HILARIOUS!!! Not that fact he's ill of course! Just what you wrote :)

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