It's Wacky Wednesday time again folks, and today I'm bringing ya a smorgasbord of wackiness, 'cause there have been so many weirdos in the headlines lately I couldn't decide on just one main entree. Dang, the full moon isn't even scheduled til next week, so batten down the hatches then folks 'cause LAWD only knows what's a comin'.
First, we have crazy ass Leann Rimes suing her dentist alleging his poor dental work stalled her career. Hhhhhmmmm, I think the only thang that stalled here is Ms. Rimes' willingness to chew and swallow food. She is also suing for the physical, emotional and psychiatric injuries she sustained over a 3 year period of treatment. Geez, which one of those injuries came first? Enamel erosion from puking up her dinner or the emotional problems stemming from a diagnosis of bulimia? Guess only her shrink knows for sure. Story: Here
Then we have jackass Joe Rickey Hundley slappin' a stranger's cryin' baby on a Delta airlines flight and callin' the little tyke a racial slur. Yeppers, rumor has it Sir Mix-A-Lot wrote a new version of his famous song "Baby Got Back" just for Mr. Hundley and it goes somethin' like this:
I like quiet babies I can not lie
My hand will slap your face if you cry
Don't cross me if you be black
I ain't got no problem windin' it back
Tell your Momma to zip your lip
Cause kid I'm gonna give you da whip
Baby Got Smack....
Baby Got Smack....
Next there's double amputee Oscar Pistorius who pulled out a double barrel shotgun and killed his girlfriend. Yes, he says the shooting was accidental because he thought she was an intruder. However, there was a history of domestic violence between them, and on the night in question she had locked herself behind the bathroom door that he shot through. Oscar may be able to out run the competition, but he can't out run the truth. Story: Here
Oh and how about the heart warming story of the heart recipient who fell in love with his donor's sister? Every time she lays her head on his chest she can hear the thump, thump, thump, thump of her brother's beating heart. Is that some sort of brotherly love creepy incest, or is that somethin' straight outta Edgar Allen Poe's "The Tell-Tale Heart" ? Sure hope the dude doesn't have a fear of rejection. Story: Here
And last, but most certainly not least, is the revolutionary new Dildomaker designed by Francesco Morackini. This handy dandy pencil sharpener-like device can turn virtually any phallic type object into a dildo for your ultimate pleasure. Now if you will excuse me I need to add cucumbers, bananas, sausage and candles to my grocery list. Story: Here
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Wow the wack jobs are out in force, but a dildo maker? What will come out next? I suppose it will make a lot of dough though.
ReplyDeleteWell, now. You said Wacky stuff and you were not kidding. My goodness. And also, that singer chick is too frickin' thin.
ReplyDeleteWhen you get your dildos made, I shall be over to make sure that you are using them correctly, according to industry standards that is.
ReplyDeletethe Pistorius story is deeply disturbing. It is always shocking when somebody who was an inspiration and the symbol of hope and goodness falls down into mud. I hope we shall find out the real truth behind all of this.
ReplyDeleteMaybe LeAnn couldn't sing due to bad dental work, poor lass... I kinda liked here before she gone missing.
Maybe he thought she was the one armed man? You think?
ReplyDeleteDo sumbodee be a sayin' "SMACK" ?!?
ReplyDeleteI don't usually read the news - too upsetting. But man, did I laugh at your news update. You have a way with words and I like it.
ReplyDeleteOh My- some things just shouldnt be used to be made into dildos!
ReplyDeleteLeann, i just dont know what to say. She's wacky for sure!
I'm so sad about the whole Oscar thing.
and you had me at any Edgar Allan Poe reference!
I heard the Leann Rimes story while driving to work yesterday. Luckily I was at a stoplight because my head hit the steering wheel. lol
ReplyDeleteShe is WAY too skinny. And I saw that dildo making machine too. WTF??
ReplyDeleteThanks to you I'm wasting my morning imagining all sorts of items to push into that dildo machine. Not to worry; I didn't have much else to do.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget to buy popsicles!
ReplyDeleteI must not pay close enough attention to the news.
ReplyDeleteA Dildo maker??? Really? Someone actually had to fill out the paperwork for the patent and draw schematics for a Dildo maker?
ReplyDeleteOMG that takes balls.
As for Leanne Rimes, she can't win a suit claiming the dentist is responsible for her sucky career. She has done everything in her power to tank it.
As far as that dildomaker, I'm thinking Chaz Bono bought up a whole bunch of them.
ReplyDeleteOh my god, an at home dildo maker? That's just ... well, it's either awesome or horrifying, and I'm not sure which!
ReplyDeleteOh Deb! Those pesky idiots in the news will get you (specifically You) every time. Thanks for your weird and wacky take on these even more weird and more wacky WEIRDOS!
ReplyDeletePersonally, I loved your last line in-particular! hahahahahaha.
I bet a dildo maker would make for a great pranking machine. Like, go to your guy friend's house and sharpen every single food item he has into a penis. Then, if he wants to eat that day, well, he's going to have chew on a LOT of dicks.
ReplyDeleteDeb - hahahahaha. I don't do scarves well 'ither. This scarf is an 'infinity' scarf, meaning it is one huge ring. All I had to do was loop it over my head twice. DONE. jcp has great ones or your could make your own by tying the tassels ends together and then loop it twice with the tassels in back, and Done AGAIN. (fashion secret)
ReplyDeleteGOOD.
ReplyDeleteYour posts never fail to make me el oh el :)
ReplyDeleteFEAR OF REJECTION! Har! And oh, Pistorius. He sure ruined the "Just Do It" line.
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