Wednesday, February 27, 2013

The Whipping Post

Welcome to another edition of Wacky Wednesday folks. Today I've whipped up a good story from Waynesville, Ohio where landlord Ron Kronenberger loosened his belt and beat his 29 year old tenant who owed him $2,800 in rent. Dang, sure hope the guy was wearin' a pair of Spanx to soften the blow. It really is somethin' straight outta Fifty Shades of Grey 'cause the tenant actually submitted to the beatin'.  The dude seriously bent over and placed his hands on a chair "because he was scared and just wanted to get it over with". After all, it was for the little whippersnapper's ultimate pleasure and the landlord added another notch to his belt.
So there's the landlord who told his tenant "if he was going to act like a child, he was going to treat him like one".  Even though he doesn't have much hair to whip back and forth, I guess he's a firm believer in spare the rod, spoil the child hey? Obviously Mr. Kronenberger knows how to crack the whip and tan that boy's hide. Wonder if that corporal punishment whipped the tenant into shape so he will no longer be late on a rent payment again? Or perhaps the beatin' just gave the landlord a bad case of whiplash.
Either way, while Mr. Kronenberger is sittin' around waitin' for his court date on assault charges, he's got plenty of time to listen to Devo's "Whip It" while spanking his monkey.

Story: Here
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19 comments:

  1. Add some whip cream to the whipping and they just may whip on by fifty shades of smut.

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  2. LOL oh how your blog makes me laugh so. May I Tweet your blog link out?

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    1. It would be my distinct honor. Tweet away!!!! Tweet, tweet, tweedle deet.

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  3. Now the renter will become the landlord.

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  4. WHOA. Holy crap. I'm never living in Ohio now. LOL

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  5. sounds like a delightful porn film, methinks....

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  6. I read the news release about this and the landlord had the tenant drop his pants for the "spanking". What kind of sadist does this kind of shit? AND what kind of masochist let's someone beat his bare bottom. FREAKS!

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    1. Actually, I think that's exactly the definition of a sadist and a masochist ;D

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  7. My only problem with this is that there are assault charges -and- the guy submitted to it. Even bared his buttocks for it. I'm sorry, if you're going to go along with it, you don't get to press charges.

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  8. And how's your dad doing? And you?
    Are you doing okay?

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    1. How nice of you to ask and remember. My Dad is not progressing well, hence my need to go to PA this weekend. As for me, thank God for alceehol which is my escape mechanism.

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    2. Well, don't escape too much is all I can say. But I know how it is.
      We went through a lot of this stuff in my family a few years ago (my wife lost her mom and both paternal grandparents within the same year time period), so I know how hard it is.
      It's probably why I did a whole series on death a while back.

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  9. Ha! I feel like there is more to that story, guess only time will tell, lol.

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  10. And then he sent him to bed without supper.

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  11. A whipping instead of a $2800 rent debt? Was the spanking supposed to wipe out the debt. If so it wasn't a bad arrangement.

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  12. I wonder if the landlord still expected him to pay the $2800.

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  13. At least the other tenants get some free porn.

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