Monday, February 25, 2013

Redneck Red Carpet Recap

Long gone are the days when Cher would show up at the Oscars wearin' some outlandish Bob Mackie number. Now it's all about the glitz and the glamour, and that is really reekin' havoc on my redneck red carpet recap schtick I got goin' here. I ain't got much to work with from the Oscars last night 'cause everyone pulled out all the stops, but ya know my wacky mind can pull somethin' outta nuthin'.
The Emus hatched all over Amy Adams' skirt.
Catherine Zeta-Jones proving that if you can't win a golden statue, at least you can look like one.
With her height and new haircut, Charlize Theron is a dead ringer for Bridget Nielsen. Sure hope she doesn't end up marrying Stallone and being on Celebrity Rehab.
Daryl Hannah makes a splash in a mermaid dress.
Straight from the Halloween Express Store comes Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton.
Naomi Watts auditioning for Star Trek the Final Frontier.
And they call it, "Puppy Love"..........
Ann Hathaway may have won the Oscar for best supporting actress but her nipples got their own Twitter account.

 And what happens when you literally take a starving actress and put her in a dress that weighs twice as much as she does? SPLAT!!!!
 
 
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23 comments:

  1. Now we always know there is going to be a nipple fest at the Oscars, right? But, I did love Anne Hathaways dress. I guess she should have used some pasties.

    My dvr stopped recording the last, I don't know, 15-20 minutes so I didn't see J. Law's trip up the stairs. So thank you. I lovedlovedloved her dress the absolute most, tho. She is sooooooo pretty.

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  2. Methinks Lawrence staged that fall... she is a sneaky and manipulative one....
    I did ever so love Catherine and Watts at the Oscars, eventhough I don't like the second one as an actress...
    And who invited Daryl Hannah at the event? Or did she smuggle in under Amy's gown?

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  3. I would have loved to see what you said about this dress on Brandi Glanville http://abcn.ws/YsxpB8

    Or caption this odd one: http://bit.ly/XwU6G0

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  4. Hannah needs to stop living in her one hit wonder, that thing is down right ugly and I don't even get fashion haha I guess not even that dress could float her boat.

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  5. Daryl Hannah's dress is so ugly and i agree with commenter above- why is she even there? Anne hathaway's dress was sewn like that to have the points and i'm not sure why. I thought Halle Berry's dress was pretty.

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  6. Can't believe Charlize cut her hair. But she still looks hot.

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  7. I missed the Daryl Hannah dress...well not "missed" it just didn't see it. (not a fan of it, I must say) I pretty much fast forwarded through a lot of stuff. I would be more surprised if Helena Bonham Carter actually ever showed up in a pretty gown. I swear I would faint from the shock.

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  8. I heard about Anne's nipples. Now I don't have to Google them (golly, that sounds dirty). Thank you. You've done a service for a middle-aged man with a lot of time on his hands.

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  9. Annie H. clearly channeled Lara Flynn Boyle's digg's. Ballet chic?

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  10. Am I the only one who thought Jane Fonda looked incredible in that yellow dress?

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  11. *Facepalm* Oh Ann no!! Sometimes I wonder if her fashion fails are naïveté or are actually on purpose, like the bad girl is trying to get out

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  12. Who needs to bother with a strip joint.

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  13. Thank god for Helena Bonham Carter. I do love her brand of crazy.

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  14. Carter and Burton deserve a face-palm.

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  15. My gosh, I would hate to wear one of those dresses.

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