Friday, February 8, 2013

Oh No it's Camel Toe- Part Deux

 
Well, well, well my little pervs, I honestly can't tell if you are merely engaging me, or actually feel sorry for my fat ass regarding my last post about my unfortunate incident with camel toe. Judging by the reactions I received via Facebook, text, and the comments here, y'all thought it was purty funny. Lookin' back now it was purty funny, except it happened to me. However, now I don't feel so guilty about my unwanted el bees that have forced me to rock some camel toe like it's my job.
 
Check out this gem my gorgeous friend Collette sent me. Collette said when she saw it, she immediately thought of me. AAAAAWWWWW ain't that sweet.? Must have been that testimonial in the ad I gave about openin' a beer with my camel toe cup at a bar that clued her in. Except I would be in heaven with a redneck in a Mustang, rather than a Camaro.
 
So obviously camel toe is an allure to the male species, if ya can trust the feedback from my blogging friends Al Penwasser, Heff, BamaTrav and Dr. Zibbs.  I'm tellin' ya ladies, if ya wanna go hog wild some night, this handy dandy invention is just the thang to attract those dudes your way. Hell, several guys at the gym were checkin' out my sweaty nasty crotch the other day when I was sportin' camel toe au naturale, so just imagine what this cup can do for you in real clothes. Get all dolled up with hair and makeup and you will have to beat 'em off with a stick!!! Rumor has it Stephen Hayes, Adam and Andrew Leon are more the conservative type and prefer the "mild" gauge, but I'm thinkin' if you're gonna invest in this contraption ya may as well go for the gold and buy the "cougar" model. Size does matter ya know.
 
Besides the obvious benefits of pickin' up hot, desirable guys like Pat Hatt, A Beer for the Shower, Dezmond, and Optimistic Existentialist, just think of the other perks of this revolutionary new contraption. You could crack walnuts with your cup, open those pesky jelly jars, use it as a money clip, and have a real advantage in mud wrestling when ya got some bitch's head between your legs. Yeppers, the possibilities are endless!!!!

29 comments:

  1. I just ordered one. Thanks for the tip.

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    1. Thanks what the guy at the circumcision said.

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  2. Thank goodness it's microwave safe; otherwise, no one would buy it.

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  3. I think YOU and ALL your lady commenters need to have a once a month camel toe contest. I would love to be a judge. Heff is more of a "Chesthams" kind of guy.

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    1. Can I play? Can I play? Can I play?
      As a judge. Not a Camel Toe Wearer.

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  4. LOL. sweet sister, after this everybody will think of you when they see a camel toe or hear about it :PP Don't know if you wanted that to happen, but that's what you got :P

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    1. PS I didn't even know me is desirable LOL :p

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  5. I laughed when I read "not tested on camels". It's PETA approved

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  6. Oh Jaysus. Every time I come here, I wind up spitting tea onto my computer. When will I feckin learn?

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  7. Love the multi-use aspect...recipe holder??? I think Kelly Forman's comment was right..thank God it is dishwasher and microwave approved.

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  8. LMAO they really do sell everything, but as long as there is no cracking of my walnuts, fine by me haha

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    1. Hee...hee...hee...you said 'crack.'
      Kinda.

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  9. The product WORKS, it's TRUE.

    On dates, I personally would stuff a Subway(tm) bun in the front of my boxer/briefs beforehand, and LEMME TELL YA - it would REEL THE BABE IN......until the cries of disappointment would start when I took 'em off.....

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    1. As long as it was in the FRONT of your boxer/briefs.

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  10. Hahaha!!! "Not tested on camels."

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    1. Camels
      Bactrian: One hump
      Dromedary: Two humps. Which makes it a "player" in the camel world.

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  11. adding to my gift list for sure!!
    Have a great weekend.

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  12. OMG!!! hahahaha Camel toe is NOT hot fellas. Her lady parts are going to eat you like a fat man at an all you can eat buffet!

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    1. I can think of worse ways to go.
      Unless it was Oprah.
      See my comment below.

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  13. Jesus Mary and Joseph! I can't even imagine the Google searches you're gonna get on this one! F***ing HILARIOUS! I started laughing before I even began reading! Oh, I knew there was a reason I loved you--we share the same, warped sense of humor. So listen---I just tagged you and several other bloggers in my new blog post this morning. I hope you'll take on the challenge because I know you'd rock it! You don't have to answer all the questions--pick whichever ones you want or make up your own shit. Np pressure though if you decide not to participate. Check out the post and leave a comment there to let me know if you're in! Thanks again for the big ol' belly laugh today!

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  14. Using it as a money clip makes it sound like something strippers should invest in.
    Just sayin.

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  15. Mrs. Chatterbox's birthday is coming up soon. I wonder....

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  16. Yes, seeing a camel toe (except on Oprah) can be quite alluring.
    Unless someone wore it to a gay bar.
    Then I'll take my chances with Oprah.

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