Like most Americans I'm gettin' pumped up for Super Bowl Sunday. Not so much for the game, which is basically just background noise for me, but for the amazing food that is a necessity for the big day. And what would the Super Bowl be without some super sloppy wings? I love me some wings and the whole experience of gettin' the sauce all over my hands and face. That's part of the whole appeal.
However, two fancy schmancy dudes wanna take the fun outta the simple pleasure of eatin' this famous football food by inventing some contraption called Trongs, which is designed to keep your hands clean while eating messy food like chicken wings, ribs or even sushi. Is nuthin' sacred anymore????
Now I dig a practical invention just as much as the next gal. But like I said, its gotta be practical. If ya use these Trong thangs ya won't be able to enjoy redneck leftovers (lickin' your fingers later in the evenin' for those of you who aren't schooled in the art of redneck lingo).