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Friday, February 22, 2013
In the Dog House
Doggone it folks, just when you thought sin city was all about fabulous casinos, gorgeous show girls, and bright lights, somebody's gotta go ruin it and make it go to the dogs. Kara Vandereyk was arrested in Las Vegas for having sex with a pit bull in broad daylight in her own backyard. When officers approached she appeared to be on drugs, greeted them with a "hi", and continued to touch the dog in a sexual way.
Now I could maybe understand the whole situation if Ms. Vandereyk wanted to get it on doggie style with the rapper Pitbull, but instead, she chose the four legged variety and is now in the dog house. She should just put her tail between her legs, 'cause how in the hell do you recover from the embarrassment of a bestiality charge? But don't feel too sorry for her, 'cause rumor has it Ms. Vandereyk is enjoying her doggie bed and treats at the pound while awaiting bail.