Real style, real grace, real humor from a real redneck.
you is such a romantic soul, sister :)Happy Single Awareness Day!
Maybe you'll get more than one chocolate that way haha
How to know you're getting old: at first you didn't get the joke, because 4:45 sounds like a perfect time to have dinner.
Hahaha, I was thinking, I rather like the 4:45 dinner call, myself.
Mrs. Penwasser and I went out to dinner last week.At a diner.At 4:15.I had meatloaf.She had broth.Great Googli Moogli, we arrived a half hour before the blue hair brigade.Oh, my.
I tell ya, Al, it's the way to go. Done early.
the restaurants are going to be crazy today
I see no problem with a 2 date V-day!
We NEVER eat out of Valentine's. You kidding?
Can't get a table booked around here, let alone two. If there's no one to love you on Valentines Day-love yourself. It's why God gave us two hands and vibrators.
The worst day to go out and eat. Not only crowded but crappy food and you have to watch people that don't know how to even order or act in a restaurant.
I guess we're just a couple of old farts. Our reservations are for 5 PM.
I plan on popping a lasagna in the oven tonight, if Mrs. Penwasser will let me.Ohhhh, that just grosses me out.Plus, now I'm hungry.
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