Saturday, January 19, 2013
Since I'm at my beloved alma mater, West Virginia University this weekend, I thought I would entertain y'all with a few WV redneck jokes. I do love me some Mountaineers, but I also have a warped sense of humor. As Uncle Jeffy says, who was raised up in them there mountains of WV, "everythang ya hear is purty much true":
Q: What is the definition of safe sex down in West Virginia?
A: Placing signs on the animals that kick.
Q: If you have a car containing a Mountaineers wide receiver, a Mountaineers linebacker, and a Mountaineers defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.
Q: What is the definition of a West Virginia virgin?
A: An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her brothers..
Q: What does a West Virginia native and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
Q: What did the West Virginia female say after sex?
A: Get off me Dad, you're crushing my smokes!