Saturday, January 19, 2013

Weekend Wisecrack


Since I'm at my beloved alma mater, West Virginia University this weekend, I thought I would entertain y'all with a few WV redneck jokes. I do love me some Mountaineers, but I also have a warped sense of humor. As Uncle Jeffy says, who was raised up in them there mountains of WV, "everythang ya hear is purty much true":

Q: What is the definition of safe sex down in West Virginia?
A: Placing signs on the animals that kick.

Q: If you have a car containing a Mountaineers wide receiver, a Mountaineers linebacker, and a Mountaineers defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.

Q: What is the definition of a West Virginia virgin?
A: An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her brothers..

Q: What does a West Virginia native and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.

Q: What did the West Virginia female say after sex?
A: Get off me Dad, you're crushing my smokes!

Jokes: Here

19 comments:

  1. LOL those were all good, poor animal though, either branded with a sign or something else

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  2. HAHA these saying would be true here in KY also.

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  3. Even living in SC, I do hear WV is even more redneck.

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  4. I went from a smile to a LMAO in a minute. Thanks for the Saturday laugh!

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  5. Very funny. Where are the Oregon jokes? I feel left out as I hug this tree, all alone.

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  6. LOL! I'm so stealing those to use as insults for my local "bad neighbourhood".

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  7. These could totally work for some places here in Texas too!!

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  8. Whoa is that your butt? Looking good!

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