Saturday, January 5, 2013

Weekend Wisecrack

Congrats to Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris!
 
 
There was an old man who was married to a very young woman.

The old man was at the doctor's clinic for a checkup and the doctor said, "Sir, today I will need a sperm sample, urine sample and a stool sample".

The old man looks at his young wife and says, "What did he say"?

His wife replies, "He needs your underwear."
 
Joke: Here


21 comments:

  1. Lol! Don't they make a fetching couple! At least she won't have to wait long for her investment to pay off.

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  2. Deb! How did I know this would be the subject of your post? Notice: he can't even lift his glass up.

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  3. Jesus Christ, I thought he was dead. I guess Viagra can keep more than one thing standing up :)

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  4. At this point, I'm pretty sure his brain is down there with his underwear, too; otherwise, he wouldn't be getting married again. Doesn't he have anyone to tell him, "Hey, she's just after your money, dude!"

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  5. A man so old that, when he farts, he blows dust....
    Priceless....

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  6. LMAO well it's faster than going to the loo haha, so pathetic though, gold diggers all around.

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  7. Poor Heff. He must be terrified of dying and will do anything to pretend he's young.

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  8. She had to sign a prenup and gets nothing if something happens to him. She better stock up now while he's still alive!

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  9. hehe, told this one to the BF and it totally grossed him out :)

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  10. I love how she looks dead behind the eyes, like she's emotionally numbed herself for the awful, pill-induced skeleton-sex that is eagerly awaiting her that night.

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  11. Deb! oh you and your fantasy guys!!!! You are suppose to notice ME and MY cute ensemble in my ootd in 3 pictures as 1 and make a grand statement about ME in MY outfit! NOT oooogle and goooogle (google?) over some hunk you have in your head that is just a far off image that you ONLY are wishing and hoping and such ...for. Where's your head? ......oh, that's right! On cutie patootie RYAN REYNOLDS!!!!! lol (you know teasing and i love ya, right?) (big hug)

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  12. I've heard that one but forgot the punchline so it was new to me. Good times.

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