Monday, January 14, 2013

Redneck Red Carpet Recap

Last night was the Golden Globe Awards, and I'm here to give y'all my redneck recap of all the fashion hits and misses on the red carpet. Like I said before, I'm an off the rack kinda gal, but I figure if Kelly Osbourne is now considered a fashion expert, there's a market for my redneck opinion too. So, the Golden Globes being less fancy schmancy than the Oscars with free liquor, and less trashy than the VMA's, there were some interesting fashions indeed. Let's take a look:
Julianne, the zoo called, they want their ostrich back.
Hey Angelina and your famous leg pose from last year, game on sista!!!!
Oh Yea Eva, you wanna play that game, take THAT bitch!!!!
How many illegal immigrants did Lucy Liu smuggle in under those roses?
Whoa, Rachel Weisz wearing the first floor length hair net.
 And who cares what Stacy Keibler is wearing, 'cause she will be wearing George later and that's all that really counts.
 Kerry Washington threw on a sheer tablecloth over a skirt and called it a day.
 And straight from the homeless shelter came Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton.
 
 
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24 comments:

  1. Carter and Burton are surely LeStrange.

    *Harry Potter reference.

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  2. Who let them out in those? Definitely some hits and misses.

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  3. I don't watch those things but love your recaps. You get the big global smile award for funny! :-)

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  4. I missed Meryl Streep not being there. Yes, she's one of the greatest actresses on the planet but she's one of the worst dressers.

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  5. Burton has always been a strange one, sad to think how much they paid for such boat's and they won't even float.

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  6. I didn't even watch the awards, I knew your recap would be a lot more entertaining.

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  7. Enough with the leg poses! Is that second one Halle? She looks like she was caught mid-hey hey we're the Monkies walk.
    And why would Helena want to dress up like a Harry Potter character? I have no idea who Helena is, but she is a dead ringer for Bellatrix.
    Thanks for the wrap-up! I never watch the awards but I enjoy making fun of the wardrobes. :)

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  8. Helena and Burton were just charmingly delightful in their utter craziness :)
    Are you sure Stacy is wearing Clooney later on? Methinks he is gay, very gay, he and Brad Pitt are lovers. Trust me....
    Nom nom on Longoria... she always had natural sexiness, unlike Angelina.
    And can you imagine that Daniel Craig takes you out to the Globes and you put on polka dot curtain over yourself?

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    1. Thank God I'm not the only one that thinks George is gay. One day he will emerge from the closet and I will win all those bets I've been making for the last 15 years.

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    2. he is not the only one, Annzie. There's Tom Cruise too, Travolta, Jackman and many others :)

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  9. I don't think that's Angelina in that second picture, is it? Maybe it is...
    I think Lucy was shooting for "dress made from curtains."

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  10. Thanks for the recap. I started watching mid-show so I missed a lot of those. Still, I did see some of the hits and misses. Helena works hard to always look atrocious. It must be her thing.

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  11. Did they make that rose print dress out of some old clothes no one wanted from 1990?

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  12. Just line all the women up and strip them naked THEN we can judge. Hell, ANYBODY can look good in clothes.

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  13. But who won the awards?

    I <3 Rachel Weisz, by the way.

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  14. Eva's dress is my favourite, SO PRETTY!!!

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  15. Did Helena and Tim come from a homeless shelter or a funeral?

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  16. hello Deb! Great write up, great! Halley usually looks great in no matter what, ...but. And, Lucy Liu's version of the "Gone With the Wind" drapes was so, ...almost barf-worthy. We need to be designers for the stars, huh?

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  17. Such strange fashions some of these women had. I loved Jessica Alba's though, she looked amazing!

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  18. Oh Helena and Tim, you never fail to make me smile with your sartorial choices...

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  19. Lucy Liu looks like she made her dress out of the same material Scarlett O'Hara did-the drapes.
    Oh, fiddle-de-dee.

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  20. You're the caption comment queen.

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  21. I think I may have just pee'd a little bit. Thank you for laughing! I had to share this on Facebook. Bahahaha. Following you on GFC! I need laughs like this in my life!

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