Thursday, January 3, 2013

Hear Ye for Kimye

Awwwww, ain't they cute? Kim Kardashian and Kanye West strollin' hand in hand, smilin' for the paparazzi, lookin' all happy together, and breedin' an illegitimate kid. Just yesteray I wrote about Jessica Simpson preggers with her second illegit baby and here comes another. I mean seriously folks, what is it with these celebs who do thangs in reverse order? Haven't they ever heard of that catchy little tune from grade school:

Kim and Kanye up in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love, second comes marriage
Then comes a baby in a baby carriage.
 
Dang, guess I'm showin' my age huh? Of course there is that pesky problem of her still not bein' divorced from what's his name from their marriage that lasted about as long as one of Charlie Sheen's drinkin' binges. Wouldn't want Ms. Kardashian to be slapped with a bigamy lawsuit now would we? My bad. 
 
Good news is, the baby even has a nickname already- Kimye, a combination of Kim and Kanye. Betcha Mr. Baby Daddy gonna write a little diddy about his pride and joy. Might go somethin' like this:
 
Hear Ye for Kimye the apple of my eye.
First time I saw you, you made a grown man cry.
Not 'cause you're so precious and tiny,
Or 'cause your eyes are so bright and shiny.
Not 'cause you got personality and are full of sass.
But Good God kid, it's 'cause you got your Mama's ass!!!!
 
 
 
Images via Google Images


21 comments:

  1. Oh I am laughing hysterically picturing a baby with a ginormous backside.

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  2. I knew it was only a matter of time before you took on this fine couple. You did not disappoint.

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  3. and a many teeth as a dolphin, as Dave Chappelle said.

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  4. Hi! Thanks for stopping by my blog.
    It isn't only celebs who do these things in reverse order.
    My own eldest daughter had two babies before the wedding and my mum always made a fuss about when are they going to get married etc. Years later I found out my mum was an illegitimate baby herself, being six months old when my grandparents married. Ha Ha.

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  5. My first child was born before I was married. But it's ok because I'm not a celebrity and none of that matters unless you're famous.

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  6. hopefully she'll try to be a mom longer than 72 days before turning it over to housemaids and nannies to raise them until they're 18

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  7. When I saw the first picture, I almost vomitted and didn't read further.... That person makes me totally sick. That whole family makes me totally sick. That picture of her arse, however, totally makes me laugh!

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  8. I also saw in a report yesterday that sales on Kim's sex tape have almost doubled since she got incubated, so maybe it's all PR.

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  9. I'd like to bitch slap both of them but thank GOD there are entertaining blogs like yours out there that make me realize I'm not the only one that thinks celebrities are stupid. That pic of Kim's ass--PRICELESS!

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  10. Hey Deb! Ya, I heard it first here! Kenye to Kimye - wow, how cleaver is that? Is she counting the fact that she is married, just not to the father of her baby? Those Kardashians all seem to count funny as in weird, not haha.

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  11. All about the publicity, which is sad for the kids, and that last pic LMAO could fill a door.

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  12. I am so sick of her. Thanks for keeping it real. :-)

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  13. Oh God look at the size of that ass. I pissed myself a wee bit just now, gotta admit it.

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  14. Deb! hey I just spotted my post/blog on your side banner. THANK YOU!!!!!

    Yes, I saw on ET last night that Kim is planning a bash of a baby shower that will rival her previous (fake) wedding. WHAT? y e s, (pointer finger in mouth motioning gagging)

    My little nutcracker guys ARE so fun, huh?

    Have a great weekend with your husby and sons! (hug)

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  15. Even if things happen in the "right" order.. no guarantees in love or marriage. But I think the big ass is a sure bet.

    xx
    Lulu
    Breakfast After 10

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  16. I feel sorry for the upcoming kid :(

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  17. Lol!! These Hollyweirds will do anything to keep themselves in the news.

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  18. I agree with Pat, they are getting some pub for this and that is all that matters to them.

    Also, on a sidenote, she needs to stop using a makeup cannon to apply that clown makeup...ughh.

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  19. First of all GREAT little diddy you wrote and second that picture of her large booty is hysterical!!

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