Kim and Kanye up in a tree
First comes love, second comes marriage
Then comes a baby in a baby carriage.
Dang, guess I'm showin' my age huh? Of course there is that pesky problem of her still not bein' divorced from what's his name from their marriage that lasted about as long as one of Charlie Sheen's drinkin' binges. Wouldn't want Ms. Kardashian to be slapped with a bigamy lawsuit now would we? My bad.
Good news is, the baby even has a nickname already- Kimye, a combination of Kim and Kanye. Betcha Mr. Baby Daddy gonna write a little diddy about his pride and joy. Might go somethin' like this:
Hear Ye for Kimye the apple of my eye.
First time I saw you, you made a grown man cry.
Not 'cause you're so precious and tiny,
Or 'cause your eyes are so bright and shiny.
Not 'cause you got personality and are full of sass.
But Good God kid, it's 'cause you got your Mama's ass!!!!
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