Sure hope everyone is cured from their hangovers yesterday and adjusting to the idea of 2013. One person who ain't wastin' no time gettin' into the swing of thangs is Jessica Simpson who is already sportin' a baby bump when her first born is a mere 6 months old. How wacky is that???? Guess as soon as the doctor gave her vajayjay the thumbs up, Ms. Simpson was back in the saddle.
The singer tweeted out this photo with the caption "bumpin' and proud". Call me old fashioned, but I don't know if she should be too daggone proud about havin' two illegitimate kids in a year and a half. However, she can be mighty proud of bein' the first woman in one of those "Got Milk" commercials who doesn't have to hold a glass. All she has to do is sip outta one of her own ample assets. Now that's serious talent right there. And hey Jess, don't cry over spilled milk if you lose that sweet endorsement deal with Weight Watchers when you blow up like the Goodyear Blimp the way you did with your first pregnancy. You can make millions bottlin' up some of that liquid gold, 'cause I hear there's a real market for celebrity breast milk. I mean who wouldn't want their baby to absorb some of the nutrients from a person famous for not knowing the difference between tuna and chicken.
That's right girl. Milk it for all it's worth!!!
Oh, she's milkin' it alright. Or should I say them? She's milkin' them alright.
ReplyDeleteShe's still hot.
ReplyDeleteand in other news the Kardashian is also pregnant.... with little Kayne West... or so she says....
ReplyDeleteprobably true, I think that whole family makes up drama to boost their TV show.
DeleteI was planning to blog on Friday about how big Kim's butt is gonna get with that bun in the oven. WHOO WEE!!!!
DeleteShe is surely milking it for all it's worth, which is a pretty penny it seems.
ReplyDeleteI knew I would love your blog when I saw the cartoon red wine in the header.
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Lulu
Breakfast After 10
You have such a way with words. :-)
ReplyDeleteI guess you pop fast when you have 'em that close together.
ReplyDeleteDeb! Thank you for your nice and sweet words to me. This Simpson gal should be on the cartoon version of the SIMPSONS. The only thing I've ever liked about her is her heel styles for sale at Dillard's or Nordstrom.
ReplyDeleteWho cares about legitimate with that kind of money? Money buys legitimacy.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of babies I'm already sickened that Kanye and Kim K are having a baby and we'll have to hear about it for 9 months. And that baby is going to be a big dummy.
ReplyDeleteOh the never-ending sagas of the celebs... *sigh :)
ReplyDeleteMy sister is 11 months younger than I. Which means dear ole Dad was pestering dear 19 years ole Mom a couple months after I made my appearance during the latter months of the first Eisenhower Administration. And, even though my parents were married, dear ole Grandpa and Grandma were not amused.
ReplyDeleteMoral of the Story: Life got pretty boring before cable TV.
I did see a weight loss commercial with Jessica Simpson in it. Guess that ship has sailed to "Cravings for Pickles and Ice Cream Land," huh?
That first pic doesnt even look like her. Is she not married? I thought they already tied the knot. Oh well, its not like she has a singing career anymore so might as well pop out the young'uns!
ReplyDeleteYeppers that's Miss Jessica sans makeup. And no, she's not married, but is engaged.
DeleteMight as well get as many out as possible!
ReplyDeleteShe doesn't do much for me; I like smart women.
ReplyDeleteI'm still trying to figure out how she lost sooooo much weight sooooo fast without her meth addiction showing.. oops!
ReplyDeleteThese people should not be allowed to breed, really they shouldn't. I hope the kids are smarter than her though.
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