The singer tweeted out this photo with the caption "bumpin' and proud". Call me old fashioned, but I don't know if she should be too daggone proud about havin' two illegitimate kids in a year and a half. However, she can be mighty proud of bein' the first woman in one of those "Got Milk" commercials who doesn't have to hold a glass. All she has to do is sip outta one of her own ample assets. Now that's serious talent right there. And hey Jess, don't cry over spilled milk if you lose that sweet endorsement deal with Weight Watchers when you blow up like the Goodyear Blimp the way you did with your first pregnancy. You can make millions bottlin' up some of that liquid gold, 'cause I hear there's a real market for celebrity breast milk. I mean who wouldn't want their baby to absorb some of the nutrients from a person famous for not knowing the difference between tuna and chicken.
That's right girl. Milk it for all it's worth!!!