Wednesday, January 30, 2013

An Oldie But Goodie


It's Wacky Wednesday time again folks and today I'm gonna tell ya about a gal who's an oldie but goodie. It seems this chick is usin' her senior citizen discount, not only to her advantage, but also for the advantage of her clientele. Ya see 71 year old Sygun Liebhart of Glastonbury, Ct, who also goes by "Lola", was arrested recently on prostitution charges. She was turnin' tricks for a mere $150 when much younger women were chargin' more than twice that much for similar services. Now that's an AARP bargain folks!!!! Wonder if you have to screw her before 5 pm to get the early bird special?
I really think Lola is sellin' herself short 'cause this lady of the evening has a lot to offer. Even though she needs to be home by 8pm to catch reruns of the Golden Girls, if she forgets to wear her Depends this golden oldie could also give her Johns a golden shower. That's a bonus baby that's gotta be worth more than what she's currently chargin'. Plus, she can use her denture cream as lubricant and her walker as leverage during sex. Obviously she's givin' dudes more bang for their buck. 

Check out some of Lola's ads:

"Older is Better … A well preserved beauty. All natural and busty 38DD. Sexy, fit, warm and friendly."

"A truly mature escort with over 25 years experience in delivering a symphony of luxury and sensual delight to discriminating professional gentlemen both younger and older who can afford the best and who prefer their women a bit older but a lot better ... My background is French and German mix with soft beautiful skin, perfectly groomed from head to toe. Fine lingerie is a must to complete this picture of sensuous refinement and elegance," reads another "Lola" ad posted at eros-hartford.com.
Personally I think Lola looks damn hot for her age and I'm impressed she ain't wearin' granny panties!!  I doubt many men would mind if she put on her favorite big band music to get in the mood and asked one of her elderly clients if she could use his cane as a vibrator.  And rumor has it this chick was the first person to coin the term "Hoveround" as a sexual position instead of a power wheelchair. Atta girl, who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks? So seriously Lola, when you get outta the slammer ya gotta raise your prices to reflect your level of experience and the unique services you provide. As L'Oreal would proudly say, "you're worth it".


Story: Here


27 comments:

  1. I wonder if Lola only has older customers, or also young ones? I know that many boys have hots for older ladies...

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  2. Lola? Sygun Liebhart isn't easy to pronounce? Well I never...

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  3. Wow-she does look good for her age. She's on retirement already so she can afford to give her discounts.

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  4. LOL well in this economy everyone needs a niche

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  5. As they say, "old age and treachery will win out over youth and enthusiasm every time."

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  6. "a bit older but a lot better" :) I agree - once she's sprung, Lola needs to raise her prices. I must say, she looks pretty fetching when she's all dolled up!

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  7. I saw this on Huffington Post and saw her picture and was like HUHHHHHHH!!??

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  8. I might be the naysayer of the bunch here. Older model cars go for less as well. I am not quite to the age that I can use a senior citizen discount but I am close enough to the line that I can see the "welcome" sign.

    She does look good for a 71 year old for sure but bodies don't necessarily age all that well. Damn, when that push up bra comes off, those 38DDs are 38 "down-to-the-knees".

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  9. I...ah...hmm...well...at 18, 71 would be appalling. But, at almost 55...yeah, not so much.
    Still...she provides a "symphony" of...delights?
    Frankly, I don't like a lot of racket when I do it.

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  10. Well there's one way to supplement your pension. Her legs are way nicer than mine.

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  11. Why should she go to jail? Where's the victim?

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  12. I'm impressed she was able to put in the time and effort to get that dolled up! I'm lucky if I remember to brush my hair before leaving for work.

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  13. I'm surprised Medicaid pays for those Hoverounds.

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  14. I'm just impressed she was able to charge $150. Maybe it's just because I don't know anything about the pricing of prostitution, but that seems like an awful lot. There must be some really, really desperate guys out there.

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  15. hi Deb! You used to suck icicles? really? hahahaha. I can't wait until all this snow melts away and never comes back. I want springtime.


    and ...That wacky old bitty is too far gone.

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  16. Patt's comment made me literally el oh el

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  17. I came back just to look at the picture.
    I'm a bad man.

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  18. Used to suck icicles? Sounds like a snowblower. ;-)

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  19. I seriously doubt denture cream could be used as a lubricant.
    Is that the same woman in the first picture? If yes, then I've seen much better 70+ women out here in Aus. She just looks so very tired there.
    Why is she in jail?

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  20. Well Lola certainly proves correct the old adage about many a good tune is improved by being played on old fiddle !

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