Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Weekly Wacky Windup

It's Wacky Wednesday time again folks, and since I've been absent for a bit, I thought I would list a few wacky stories that hit the news recently. I apologize to those of you who may have already written about any of these headliners, but I'm just now gettin' my groove back.

I see the Biebs broke out his best formal attire to meet the Prime Minister of Canada who was presenting him with a Diamond Jubilee Medal. Being a huge WVU Mountaineer fan myself, I can tell ya Justin that if ya gonna dress like a redneck, ya need a pinch of chew between your cheek and gum. Oh sorry, guess ya ain't old enough to buy tobacco products hey? What a lameass redneck you are!!! Story Here

Jessica Simpson is pregnant again, a few short months after giving birth to her first child. Guess she can kiss that sweet endorsement deal good-bye from Weight Watchers, 'cause those 60 lbs she lost are just waitin' to find their way home on Jessica's thighs, belly and ass. Better stock up on those Weight Watchers' frozen dinners and chocolate cakes now girl before you lose your freebies!!!! Story: Here

Villagers in a tiny Serbian town believe a blood sucking vampire is on the loose, and the town council has warned the locals to put garlic in their pockets and to place wooden crosses in their rooms. Apparently 5 people have recently died in this local community, and the town council does not believe this to be an accident, but rather an act of Serbia's legendary vampire ghost Sava Savanovic. Perhaps these folks have been watchin' a bit too much of Edward, Bella, Jacob and the gang. Story: Here

So everyone is raggin' on Demi Moore, 50, for dating Vito Schnabel, 26, wondering what in the heck they can possibly have to talk about. Well, the important things of course. Like: "Oh baby, that feels SOOOOOOO good"; "OOOOOOHHHHHH I like it when you touch me there sweetie"; or "Faster, faster, don't stop, I'm just about ready to........ AAAAAHHHHH YEAH"!!!! Seriously, is there anything else to say? Story: Here


And last, but certainly not least, Lindsay Lohan punched a psychic in a New York City nightclub who offered to give her a free reading. Uh, remind me nevah to pay for a psychic who isn't in tune enough to know whether I'm comin' at her with an upper cut or a right hook. Plus, how psychic do you have to be to read into Linday's future? I see self destructive behavior, alcohol, drug, and more legal problems ahead in the very near future. Oh, and ironically enough the IRS recently seized Ms. Lohan's bank accounts to satisfy unpaid taxes. DAMN, I always knew I had "the gift". Story: Here


19 comments:

  1. hahaha some psychic. Lohan and Simpson in the same post, my oh the brain cells must have declined putting this one together haha That's about the attire anyone should wear meeting that idiot too.

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  2. Deb! hello!!! yes, we both love us some leopard print anything, right? best i could do without the camera. i reach the anger stage in my grieving process of the dear, dead camera and have now mad at the dang camera for falling of the mantel. urgh. LOL!

    Lohan, Lohan, Lohan! Simpson, Simpson, Simpson! Bieber, Bieber, Bieber! Demi, Demi, Demi! those crazy kids. Is it just me, or does Demi have a very, very long neck? ewh.

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  3. I can't believe that picture of him and the PM is real. Well I can, but it's still funny.

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  4. Okay, so the Beibs couldn't afford REAL clothes in which to meet the PM? Really, dude? For shame.

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  5. Justin Beiber and the Prime Minister - how many douches can you fit in one picture.

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  6. well. what else could you expect from Bieber brat? He did grow up with parents who gave him tattoos!

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    1. and I'm ashamed to admit it, but people in that region of my country really do believe in vampires.... not because of TWILIGHT :) but because Serbia is the home of the oldest vampires and even the word itself comes from Serbian language :) I'm about two hours away from famous Transylvania in Romania :)

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  7. I think Demi has real issues with aging. She just doesn't want to spend time with someone her own age.

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  8. Maybe Bieber was just posing for his new redneck action figure? You know, you have to have the full range to appeal to all demographics.

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  9. geez - 1)We use to dress like that for School Spirit Week on Stupid day.
    2)Jessica is so overrated. Who cares?!
    3)Vampires. Reminds me I have plans this week to see part 2 of Twilight.
    4)I wish I knew what plastic surgery Demi has had. Because I want it too.
    5)Such a train wreck family.

    Love your Wacky wednesdays!

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  10. Wow I cannot begin to chose my top pic from this weeks wackies....Bieber? Yes, the winner at worse case.

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  11. Justin Bieber's a redneck now? But what about his crooked hat/wifebeater/puffed up skirt he's always seen wearing? I thought he was still going through the phase of pretending he's black?

    http://www.usmagazine.com/uploads/assets/articles/57777-selena-gomez-justin-bieber-have-massive-fight-during-dinner-date/1353178172_selena-gomez-justin-bieber-g.jpg

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  12. Deb! hi! you always make me laugh. Of course, i've been a very good girl. thanks for your well wishing. i am sooooo excited to start 'workin' it'! LOL

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  13. I saw an article headline that said that Justin Bieber wanted to be the next Michael Jackson.
    Funny. I thought the position of Dead Pedophile had been filled.

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  14. Always get a good laugh or two or three here!

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  15. Ha! GOod stuff! Curious though to see how fat.. aheh.. Big Mrs Jessica will get this go around. Pfew she was HUGE!

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  16. What, you dont believe in vampires? Hmmmm.

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