It's Wacky Wednesday time again folks, and since I've been absent for a bit, I thought I would list a few wacky stories that hit the news recently. I apologize to those of you who may have already written about any of these headliners, but I'm just now gettin' my groove back.
I see the Biebs broke out his best formal attire to meet the Prime Minister of Canada who was presenting him with a Diamond Jubilee Medal. Being a huge WVU Mountaineer fan myself, I can tell ya Justin that if ya gonna dress like a redneck, ya need a pinch of chew between your cheek and gum. Oh sorry, guess ya ain't old enough to buy tobacco products hey? What a lameass redneck you are!!! Story Here
Jessica Simpson is pregnant again, a few short months after giving birth to her first child. Guess she can kiss that sweet endorsement deal good-bye from Weight Watchers, 'cause those 60 lbs she lost are just waitin' to find their way home on Jessica's thighs, belly and ass. Better stock up on those Weight Watchers' frozen dinners and chocolate cakes now girl before you lose your freebies!!!! Story: Here
Villagers in a tiny Serbian town believe a blood sucking vampire is on the loose, and the town council has warned the locals to put garlic in their pockets and to place wooden crosses in their rooms. Apparently 5 people have recently died in this local community, and the town council does not believe this to be an accident, but rather an act of Serbia's legendary vampire ghost Sava Savanovic. Perhaps these folks have been watchin' a bit too much of Edward, Bella, Jacob and the gang. Story: Here
So everyone is raggin' on Demi Moore, 50, for dating Vito Schnabel, 26, wondering what in the heck they can possibly have to talk about. Well, the important things of course. Like: "Oh baby, that feels SOOOOOOO good"; "OOOOOOHHHHHH I like it when you touch me there sweetie"; or "Faster, faster, don't stop, I'm just about ready to........ AAAAAHHHHH YEAH"!!!! Seriously, is there anything else to say? Story: Here
And last, but certainly not least, Lindsay Lohan punched a psychic in a New York City nightclub who offered to give her a free reading. Uh, remind me nevah to pay for a psychic who isn't in tune enough to know whether I'm comin' at her with an upper cut or a right hook. Plus, how psychic do you have to be to read into Linday's future? I see self destructive behavior, alcohol, drug, and more legal problems ahead in the very near future. Oh, and ironically enough the IRS recently seized Ms. Lohan's bank accounts to satisfy unpaid taxes. DAMN, I always knew I had "the gift". Story: Here