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Monday, December 17, 2012
Oooops, They Did it Again.
Tell me folks, how is it that an Oscar nominated actress gets all dressed up for her big movie premiere and forgets her undies? I know it was Les Mis not eatin' for the part, but ya definitely made enough money to buy a thong or two Ms. Hathaway. Those butt flossers go great with every outfit, and cover your vajayjay from pesky paparazzi who just might happen to be at that special event snappin' photos. But you probably didn't even think about that huh? Uh yea, looks like a carefully orchestrated publicity stunt to me. So Anne, next time you want to channel your inner Britney Spears, at least look like a skank, 'cause I hear your short and curlies actually matched the color of the hair on your head. SHAME!!!!! Story: Here
And how about LeAnn Rimes with the nip slip at a Hollywood party the other night? Obviously, it was a hair raisin' experience from the look of the dude beside her. Story: Here However, in my redneck opinion, if you're gonna have a wardrobe malfunction, at least have somethin' to show for it:
See, that's what I'm talkin' about folks!!!! Now THAT is a nip worth slippin'. If ya got it, flaunt it. You go Nancy Grace!!!! Anorexic flat chested LeAnn ain't got nuthin' on you girl. Picture: Here