Hey folks, does anyone know what time the world is supposed to end tomorrow? I have crucial plans to get my hair did at 10am, and there ain't no way in hell I'm goin' to the next phase of my life with all these gray hairs sproutin' all over my head. I need my monthly color and highlights ya know before I will feel truly comfortable. Otherwise, when I'm taken I'll be in that unsettled middle place where I'll be wanderin' around what's left of this earth spookin' any survivors with my ghostly apparition.
So how are all of you spending your last day on the planet? Are you using your time wisely, or are you not payin' much attention to the matter and goin' on with your life as usual?
I got all of my favorite Kid Rock songs loaded and ready to play, and my very favorite wine, Swanson Alexis, will be my drink of choice to lick off Ryan's rock hard abs later tonight. He looks more like a beer kinda guy though, but maybe he will indulge me.
Now as I'm waitin' for my suitors to come a callin', I thought I would go ahead and fulfill another lifelong dream, that being to dress up as a restaurant mascot for a few hours and have a helluva good time cavorting with the customers. Since nobody would know who I was, just imagine the kind of trouble I could drum up inside that giant purple suit.
So folks, if this is indeed your final 24 hours, I hope you do something grand and make it a day to remember! Assuming those deliciously naughty boys take off my handcuffs and restraints, I would so enjoy reading your comments on how you plan to spend your last day on this here earth of ours!!!
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