Friday, November 23, 2012

My Glorious Obsession

I make no secret about my obsession for Anderson Cooper. He and I have a beautiful, amazing life together in my fantasy world. The fact he came out not long ago was a mere set back for me 'cause I just made it my life's mission to turn my man straight. Isn't that every girl's dream? Seriously, if you can convince a dude to come back and play for your team, you are a helluva woman!!!!

So, last weekend my gorgeous friend Heather and I were having more than a few drinks at a local watering hole, when to our great surprise, my future mother in law sat at the far end of the bar. Yeppers, Glorious Gloria Vanderbilt herself was in our little ol' town. I apologize for the poor quality photo, but the pussy of a bartender would not accept Heather's monetary bribe to get a closer vantage point in order for us to get a better shot. Be that as it may, the legendary designer did in fact get up from her seat and walk over my way. Not one to ever be called shy, I struck up a conversation with Anderson's Mama and told her exactly how I felt about her boy. Although she never took off those big ass shades, I knew she was pickin' up what I was puttin' down. Ever so gracious, she explained, that like every mother, she just wants her son to be happy.


DANG Anderson baby can I EVAH make you happy!!!! I'm thinkin' your Mama likes me too. Heck, many successful relationships started on much less than that fo' sho. Just give me one shot at bat Andy and I guarantee ya a home run!!!

6 comments:

  1. LOL wow you are really obsessed. You could go all Peeping "Tom", then he could have the best of both worlds.

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  2. I didn't know Cooper was a Vanderbilt maternally

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  3. you have it all planned nice and wisely...
    He was a nom nom nom material until I discovered he's into wars and such horrid stuff....

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  4. You're so funny! I got my fingers crossed for you! Maybe mama will put in a good word for you! <3

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  5. If you can get Anderson Cooper in a hotel room with you, I'll pay for it. I wish you luck.

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  6. I was just reading his wikipedia page the other day!

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