Friday, November 23, 2012
My Glorious Obsession
So, last weekend my gorgeous friend Heather and I were having more than a few drinks at a local watering hole, when to our great surprise, my future mother in law sat at the far end of the bar. Yeppers, Glorious Gloria Vanderbilt herself was in our little ol' town. I apologize for the poor quality photo, but the pussy of a bartender would not accept Heather's monetary bribe to get a closer vantage point in order for us to get a better shot. Be that as it may, the legendary designer did in fact get up from her seat and walk over my way. Not one to ever be called shy, I struck up a conversation with Anderson's Mama and told her exactly how I felt about her boy. Although she never took off those big ass shades, I knew she was pickin' up what I was puttin' down. Ever so gracious, she explained, that like every mother, she just wants her son to be happy.