Monday, November 12, 2012

I Demand a Recount

Now you folks know I tend to keep thangs a bit light and humorous around here, so I have purposely stayed outta those heated political discussions 'cause that just makes the veins pop outta people's heads. But I can stay silent no longer!!! When I heard that LA voters passed Measure B, which mandates condoms on porn sets, I thought it was my patriotic duty to speak out. We are talkin' the nation's porn capital here folks, where 90% of the adult films are made. Now that beautiful, romantic moment when the two star crossed lovers FINALLY decide to make love after a cliff hanging story line is gonna be interrupted with opening up a foil packet. Is nuthin' sacred anymore??????

Just imagine the decline in quality of our entertainment. No longer will we be able to see flesh on flesh, skin to skin contact, or the full 10 inch salami being sunk into that warm toasty bun without  seeing a rim of latex at the base. I fear for our future generations! Will they be resigned to watching old reruns of Jenna Jameson and Lexington Steele movies just to see the pure, raw emotion of porn? And MY GAWD, what about the  money shot??? Will that classic scene now be totally eliminated, or will the condom have to be removed before we viewers get our happy ending? OH THE HORROR!!!!

Please LA voters, I implore you to reconsider the ramifications of this law, or at the very least recount those votes and hopefully restore the sanctity of the porn industry!

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23 comments:

  1. Hell, I guess I'll go into porn now, or at least publish the one's I'm in.

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  2. Yet another reason that I could never live in California. Can you imagine debating this issue? With your parents? The fact that this made the ballots just proves again that people have lost their damn minds. Thanks for always being there to point it out. At least you can make me laugh about it.

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  3. They're all going to move out of LA

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  4. Poor L.A., maybe they could go out on the freeway, all that smog could act as a good condom, you think? haha

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  5. I am at a loss of words! This cracks me up.

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  6. Is it wrong that I laughed really hard at your use of the word 'ramification' in a post about porn? If they have to wear condoms, no one's really gonna be doing much ramifying, that's for damn sure.

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  8. I was surprised to discover there still was a porn industry, aside from what's on the Internet.

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  9. This should have been a CA initiative. What a bunch of BS.

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  10. The money shot's not going to have the same impact. Rather than majestic arcs across the screen, we'll just be watching the end of the condom go white.

    It's a travesty, a travesty I tells you!

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  11. but but but.... the sex isn't as pleasant with condoms as it is without them.... :)

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  12. Wow...that kinda made me hot.
    Hope Mrs. Penwasser gets home soon.

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